I have never smoked pot in my life.
I think I'm going to look into purchasing a pound for Sunday's game.
Is that enough?
"Wade" wrote:
hehe. well, that's probably a major felony quantity. :)
On the other hand, you're the one who spends 50,000 a month on food at that Giant store, right? (duck, run like hell from the K-Bar sweeping toward my head) :)
(uploading The Complete Cheech and Chong Movie Collection to dfosterf)
"dfosterf" wrote:
lol
You just inadvertently cheered me up. Tomorrow is "expiration day"...
My wife is slipping badly, sad to say. The good news is that I have been drinking name-brand sodas, the bad news is that we "only" get $1.90 a gallon off this time. It will be the inaugural event at the new Giant gas station. .699 a gallon, 30 gallons. My "record" is .299 (or .279--I forget, precisely) a couple of months ago, but that was some serious wheeling and dealing.
On a side-note, we got those "scanner" things now. You go into the store, present your bonus card, one of the machines lights up. You grab that one (They give you these really nice cloth bags to put your groceries in)
You scan as you go. You put the shit in the bags, (it has the ability to "reverse" a purchase)
Check out takes 10 seconds or less. They have special lanes for that. It is the "honor" system, but they do periodically "audit" a customer.
The absolute best part of this and why I am telling you all about it? I am conveying this all second-hand. I used to do approximately 90% of the grocery shopping for this household.
My wife digs the system. She loves the scanners, the cloth bags, the quick check-out...all of it.
I don't have to grocery shop anymore, she goes like friggin' daily, lol...