Only people from Wisconsin could think of this. From the
state where driving while under the influence is considered
a sport, comes this true story.
Recently a routine police patrol was parked outside a bar
in Ripon , Wisconsin . After last call, the officer noticed
a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he
could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot
for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing.
After what seemed an eternity, in which he tried his keys
on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car
and fall into it. He sat there for a few minutes as a number
of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he
started the car, switched the wipers on and off; it was a
fine, dry summer night, flicked the blinkers on and off a
couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the
lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed
a little, and then remained still for a few more minutes as
some more of the other patron's vehicles left.
At last, when his was the only car left in the parking lot,
he pulled out and drove slowly down the road. The police
officer, having waited patiently all this time, now started
up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, and promptly
pulled the man over and administered a breathalyzer test. To
his amazement, the breathalyzer indicated no evidence that
the man had consumed any alcohol at all! Dumbfounded, the
officer said, 'I'll have to ask you to accompany me
to the police station This breathalyzer equipment must be
broken.'
'I doubt it,' said the truly proud CheeseHead.
'Tonight I'm the designated decoy.'
Just Imagine this for the next 6-9 years. What a ride it will be ๐ (PS, Zero should charge for this)