walleye
16 years ago
It was a cold winter day, when an old man walked out onto

a frozen lake, cut a hole in the ice, dropped in his

fishing line and began waiting for a fish to bite. He was

there for almost an hour without even a nibble when a

young boy walked out onto the ice, cut a hole in the ice

not to far from the old man and dropped in his fishing

line. It only took about a minute and wham! a Largemouth

Bass hit his hook and the boy pulled in the fish.



The old man couldn't believe it but figured it was just

luck. But, the boy dropped in his line and again within

just a few minutes pulled in another one. This went on

and on until finally the old man couldn't take it any more

since he hadn't caught a thing all this time. He went to

the boy and said, "Son, I've been here for over an hour

without even a nibble. You have been here only a few

minutes and have caught about half a dozen fish!

How do you do it?"



The boy responded, "Roo raf roo reep ra rums rrarm."



"What was that?" the old man asked.



Again the boy responded, "Roo raf roo reep ra rums rarrm."



"Look," said the old man, "I can't understand a word you

are saying."



So, the boy spit a glob into his hand and said,

"You have to keep the worms warm!"
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Here Fishy Fishy
dhazer
16 years ago
Only people from Wisconsin could think of this. From the
state where driving while under the influence is considered
a sport, comes this true story.

Recently a routine police patrol was parked outside a bar
in Ripon , Wisconsin . After last call, the officer noticed
a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he
could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot
for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing.

After what seemed an eternity, in which he tried his keys
on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car
and fall into it. He sat there for a few minutes as a number
of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he
started the car, switched the wipers on and off; it was a
fine, dry summer night, flicked the blinkers on and off a
couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the
lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed
a little, and then remained still for a few more minutes as
some more of the other patron's vehicles left.

At last, when his was the only car left in the parking lot,
he pulled out and drove slowly down the road. The police
officer, having waited patiently all this time, now started
up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, and promptly
pulled the man over and administered a breathalyzer test. To
his amazement, the breathalyzer indicated no evidence that
the man had consumed any alcohol at all! Dumbfounded, the
officer said, 'I'll have to ask you to accompany me
to the police station This breathalyzer equipment must be
broken.'

'I doubt it,' said the truly proud CheeseHead.

'Tonight I'm the designated decoy.'
Just Imagine this for the next 6-9 years. What a ride it will be 🙂 (PS, Zero should charge for this)
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Nonstopdrivel
16 years ago
I have that exact same joke posted on my refrigerator, only it's from the state where DUI is considered a hobby -- Florida.

It's obviously a hoax.
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djcubez
16 years ago

Only people from Wisconsin could think of this. From the
state where driving while under the influence is considered
a sport, comes this true story.

Recently a routine police patrol was parked outside a bar
in Ripon , Wisconsin . After last call, the officer noticed
a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he
could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot
for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing.

After what seemed an eternity, in which he tried his keys
on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car
and fall into it. He sat there for a few minutes as a number
of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he
started the car, switched the wipers on and off; it was a
fine, dry summer night, flicked the blinkers on and off a
couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the
lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed
a little, and then remained still for a few more minutes as
some more of the other patron's vehicles left.

At last, when his was the only car left in the parking lot,
he pulled out and drove slowly down the road. The police
officer, having waited patiently all this time, now started
up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, and promptly
pulled the man over and administered a breathalyzer test. To
his amazement, the breathalyzer indicated no evidence that
the man had consumed any alcohol at all! Dumbfounded, the
officer said, 'I'll have to ask you to accompany me
to the police station This breathalyzer equipment must be
broken.'

'I doubt it,' said the truly proud CheeseHead.

'Tonight I'm the designated decoy.'

"dhazer" wrote:


lol...although I hate and definitely do not condone drunk driving...HILARIOUS.
The_Green_Ninja
16 years ago
A Vikings fan expecting to win a Super Bowl.

Ha!
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