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Wade
Veteran Member Topic Starter

14 years ago

(paraphrased from Douglas Hubbard, in How to Measure Anything), p. 98...

A drunk was observed looking in the street as if he had lost something. A passerby asked, "Did you lose something?"

"Yes, I lost my watch in the alley," the drunk replied.

"So why aren't you looking in the alley?" the passerby asked.

"Because the light is better out here."

And do not be conformed to this world, but be transformed by the renewing of your mind, that you may prove what is that good and acceptable and perfect will of God.
Romans 12:2 (NKJV)

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Cheesey
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14 years ago

What's so funny about that?

I STILL haven't found my watch though......but it sure is lit up well!!!

zombieslayer
Registered

14 years ago

It's funny because it symbolically applies to the human race in general. We'd sometimes rather take the easy route, no matter how absurdly stupid it is.

My man Donald Driver

(thanks to Pack93z for the pic)
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Cheesey
Preferred Member

14 years ago

It's funny because it symbolically applies to the human race in general. We'd sometimes rather take the easy route, no matter how absurdly stupid it is.

"zombieslayer" wrote:

HEY!!! Is that some kind of crack at me???

(Did you happen to see my watch????) :thumbright:

zombieslayer
Registered

14 years ago

It's funny because it symbolically applies to the human race in general. We'd sometimes rather take the easy route, no matter how absurdly stupid it is.

"Cheesey" wrote:

HEY!!! Is that some kind of crack at me???

(Did you happen to see my watch????) :thumbright:

"zombieslayer" wrote:

I'm wearing it.

Finders keepers. :wickedfart:

My man Donald Driver

(thanks to Pack93z for the pic)
2010 will be seen as the beginning of the new Packers dynasty. 🇹🇹 🇲🇲 🇦🇷

Cheesey
Preferred Member

14 years ago

That's ok....it was one of those fancy "digital" watches, which I couldn't tell time on anyway.
The only watch that worked for me was the one that I could watch "Mickey's" hands on.

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