The first blonde guy joke?· Page 3

Cheesey
Preferred Member

12 years ago

Yeah Zero....but you OWN the site and have instant access to it any time you like!
So i'd expect you to have all those posts!
(Of course ONE of mine has the same amount of wisdon as 100 of yours!)[grin1]
(Can you believe i miss spelled WISDOM?) I left it, as it shows just how lame i really am.

wpr
Preferred Member

6 years ago

#22

In honor of Cheesey's 10th anniversary of survival, I am dragging out the blonde guy joke thread.

Last week I saw Alan shouting into an open envelope. I asked him what he was doing. Alan said "Don't interrupt me. I am sending a voice mail".

Cheesey
Preferred Member

6 years ago

#23

Originally Posted by: wpr

Booooo! Hissss!😂

Nonstopdrivel
Preferred Member

6 years ago

#24

A blond man shouts frantically into the phone: "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"

"Is this her first child?" asks the doctor.

"No! This is her husband!"

Cheesey1
Rookie

6 years ago

#25

A blond man shouts frantically into the phone: "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"

"Is this her first child?" asks the doctor.

"No! This is her husband!"

Originally Posted by: Nonstopdrivel

You know, that joke would really offend me.

If I “got” it.
😂

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