LOL

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I only smoke meth on days the Packers play.... and the days that they don't.

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So that's why you give such powerful hellfire-and-damnation sermons!

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Oh have some respect, man! I wait until after church to get my smoke on! Usually.

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Ohh Mother Mary... Where has the church gone?

ROFLMAO

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Sounds like a good time but (unfortunately) my wife's parents are going to be in town and staying with us, so I have to watch the game with them and try not to fly off the hook like I usually do whenever something interesting happens. I appreciate the offer, though. Maybe next week, if we win?

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I'm too old. Too many brain cells killed earlier in life means the only pregame routine I can get straight is "turn TV on before noon on Sunday."

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Last year I never wore my Jennings home jersey during games because I thought it brought bad luck. I continued this tradition this year up until the two overtime losses. After that I decided to wear it for the first time in years.

The Packers then went on a 4 game winning streak. I didn't wear it for the Atlanta game because I was on vacation and didn't bring it with me, and of course, we lost.

I wore it for the rest of the season and we did quite well. However before the Lions and Patriots games I made the crucial mistake of wearing the jersey the night before the game, as well as gameday, and we lost.

After those losses I realised it can only be worn gameday for it to bring good luck, and we've gone 3-0.

Safe to say I'll be wearing it on Sunday only this week (Game is on Noon Sunday here in Australia), hopefully it continues it's good run and we get the win!

I have to be at home watching the game in the front room.

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go into the woods, and choke a bear cub.

undefeated.

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