musccy
14 years ago


Now if I found out a woman left some vaginal juices in my soup, I would need to meet her, because a girl that would masterbate over a pot of knoephla just intrigues me.

"DakotaT" wrote:



Was she hot?
Cheesey
14 years ago
+1 Musccy! LOL!
ANY bodily secretions would gross me out. But i'm also not dumb enough to think all food is "clean". One time at a Hardees, i found pieces of thick black plastic in my burger. Found out that part of the overhead piece of their grill broke off, and fell into the burger.
The "manager" was a jerk, and made like it was no big deal. Offered me another burger......i said NO WAY. Never ate at that place again.
When i worked at a donut shop, the head donut maker had a cut. Had a band aid on.......when he took his hand out of the dough, POOF! No band aid!
He didn't throw out the dough. Just shrugged his shoulders and said "Someone will get a surprise in their morning donut." LOL!
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Since69
14 years ago
Not all bodily secretions are disgusting (in fact, I'm OK with most of them). But if I'm going to be ingesting any of them, I would prefer it was my idea...
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4PackGirl
14 years ago

Not all bodily secretions are disgusting (in fact, I'm OK with most of them). But if I'm going to be ingesting any of them, I would prefer it was my idea...

"Since69" wrote:



that's exactly what i was gonna say. šŸ˜ƒ
Cheesey
14 years ago
True, since69, very true!
Of course, if some guy says "Hey, i'm gonna cum in your soup, is that OK?" I think i would decline the soup. I don't care HOW many crackers you'd put in it, it just wouldn't taste very good, i'm sure.

"Today's soup of the day, Campbells "Cum Surprise!" LOL!
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4PackGirl
14 years ago
LMAO - the discussions we get into on this site - amazingly insane, poignant, heart felt, heart wrenching, soulful, idiotic, & fun. we do it all & still get along - cool as hell.
Cheesey
14 years ago
I can see the commercial now......."Like your soup with a little more flavor? Try Campbell's new "Chunky Cum Surprise!" So chunky, you will be tempted to eat it with a fork! But use a spoon, you will want to get every wad!"
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Formo
14 years ago
Ugh.. Cheesey, that's BAD! =/

I worked for a season at Jack Links (you know, the bigfoot commercials) making jerky and beef steak strips. I watch a guy chewing tobacco spit his entire dip into a 400 pound cart full of meat. Apparently he did that a lot.

Didn't stop me from eating the stuff (I just ate whatever he DIDN'T spit into). Needless to say, I was cheering when he was fired (or quit.. I can't remember which).
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musccy
14 years ago
Cheesy,
I threw that in for Nonstop because of something he posted on another thread this week. However, if you think about it most 'bodily secretions' are fairly repugnant, but if they're our own, from someone who is attractive, or from our better half, they become more tolerable.

With that said, since I'm not really into dudes (not that there's anything wrong with that) no ad campaign that you're able to conjure up will make me want to have any Campbells Cream of Broccoli soup with extra cream.
Nonstopdrivel
14 years ago
I would counter that most bodily secretions are not in fact repugnant (feces and vomit obviously excepted) but that we in western society have been socialized into believing they are. It shocks me when people are clamoring for a shower within moments of ANY bodily exertion at all. We as humans are designed to like how our fellow humans smell, but we've been trained to regard our own scent as repulsive. It's so sad. I would never date a woman who didn't like my scent.

And Cheesey, I find it hard to believe that a shot of cum would affect the taste of a bowl of soup in any detectable way. Semen is about 70% sugar (fructose) with some protein thrown in. I think the only way to "taste" the contribution would be if you'd actually seen it added, and even then it would probably be mostly your own imagination.

Before someone jumps all over me, nothing I have said in this thread is to be construed as advocating or defending the tainting of food with bodily secretions.
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