Engineers vs. God
One day a couple of engineers got together and decided that man had come such a long way that they no longer needed God.
One of them decided to go and tell the Lord that they were done with Him. The engineer walked up to God and said, "God, we've decided that we no longer need you. Due to our superior expertise we're to the point that we can clone people and do so many miraculous things, so why don't you just go on and get lost."
God listened patiently to the man and after the engineer was done talking, God said, "Very well! How about this? Let's have a man-making contest."
The man replied, "Okay, great!" But God added, "Now we're going to do this just like I did back in the old days with Adam."
The engineers said, "Sure, no problem." He bent down and grabbed himself a handful of dirt.
God just looked at him and said, "Oh no, assholeGo get your own damn dirt!"
Happy Birthday, and sorry for your troubles- At least you are not badly hurt, so there is some fortune in there...