VinceLambeauStarr
14 years ago

How in the world did I miss this thread?

The answer is simple. During Packers games, wear a steel chastity device that needs a +1 magical key or higher to open.
om wa
During any other games/tv viewing, wear nothing.

Problem solved.

"zombieslayer" wrote:



LOL.

Fuckin' a

I seldom am nude - reason being is that I have this "thing"...I have to have something Packer related on my body at all times - At work it can be a tie or cufflinks - at home it can be literally anything. Shower times a little different/
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4PackGirl
14 years ago
get a packer tattoo...problem solved. nudie patootie!!
Nonstopdrivel
14 years ago
I second this suggestion. Preferably get the tattoo as a sleeve around your dick; then it can double as a novelty condom.
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alharrisdude31
14 years ago

I second this suggestion. Preferably get the tattoo as a sleeve around your dick; then it can double as a novelty condom.

"Nonstopdrivel" wrote:

that would hurt, quite alot-even possibly feel akward
Nonstopdrivel
14 years ago
"Awkward." Bah. Americans call EVERYTHING "awkward" and "creepy" these days. It's annoying. Live a little, for fucksake. 😛
UserPostedImage
14 years ago

well...not sure about an entire demographic, but i do know there is bad pussy, ok pussy, good pussy and great pussy. my most recent ex (and possible future? long story) has GREAT pussy. i could have lived down there ffs and let her know as much. also: bringing a woman to orgasm with your mouth and then 'climbin' on in' is not to be beaten.

(this thread is officially now my favorite thread on the forum)

"TwinkieGorilla" wrote:



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UserPostedImage
14 years ago

"Awkward." Bah. Americans call EVERYTHING "awkward" and "creepy" these days. It's annoying. Live a little, for fucksake. :P

"Nonstopdrivel" wrote:



"Awkward" isn't the word I would use for a dick sleeve tattoo. More like insane and painful. I'm gimpy enough with the color bomb one I just got on my calf.
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alharrisdude31
14 years ago

"Awkward." Bah. Americans call EVERYTHING "awkward" and "creepy" these days. It's annoying. Live a little, for fucksake. :P

"Nonstopdrivel" wrote:


well lets see your ink-covered dick then!
Nonstopdrivel
14 years ago
I agree with Mass -- I think it's an insane idea. But not because it's "awkward."
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VinceLambeauStarr
14 years ago
This post got it's own thread.
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