VinceLambeauStarr
15 years ago
So, I have been with my lady for a couple of months and things are great, I am easy going and so is she, so nothing has seemed like a chore thus far.

She likes to relax after work by watching TV, shit such as Desperate Housewives, Lost etc.

One time (band camp, flute in pussy), she came home after a particularly difficult day feeling really tired, and sat on the sofa with a glass of wine and turned on the tube.

Looking at her, with a strange impulsive feeling, I decided to...

Orally pleasure her.

And she loved it.

I never went for broke, just enough to let her enjoy the pleasure of the TV whilst I had an oyster or two.

She promised to return the favor one day, and I am thinking of cashing in during the 2010/11 season BUT

here lies the problem.

I am focused, nervous and anxious during gameday regardless of opposition.

I would very much like some ideas. How do I gameplan for this? Do I see how the regular season goes and ask for the humdinger during a rubber type match? Do I choose a game now?
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Formo
15 years ago
Flute.. Flute, not fruit.. Flute!
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Trippster
15 years ago
that 's why there is preseason my son! Use the preseason gameS to figure out when the best time is. After four preseason games you/her should have an idea when the best time is.

In Paul horning's words.... practice, practice, practice....
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VinceLambeauStarr
15 years ago

that 's why there is preseason my son! Use the preseason gameS to figure out when the best time is. After four preseason games you/her should have an idea when the best time is.

In Paul horning's words.... practice, practice, practice....

"Trippster" wrote:



Ha! The coming weeks will start to formulate a picture..

You know what I would LOVE?

Being 15-0 on January 2nd 2011, having beers, brats and pretzels at the ready with Ladyfriend doing me a service during a walkover against the cubs.

C'MON GREEN BAY! Make this easy for me.
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zombieslayer
14 years ago
How in the world did I miss this thread?

The answer is simple. During Packers games, wear a steel chastity device that needs a +1 magical key or higher to open.

During any other games/tv viewing, wear nothing.

Problem solved.
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Zero2Cool
14 years ago
Cash in during the Vikings game this Sunday. You can say you had a boner whilst watching Brett turn it over.
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14 years ago

that 's why there is preseason my son! Use the preseason gameS to figure out when the best time is. After four preseason games you/her should have an idea when the best time is.

In Paul horning's words.... practice, practice, practice....

"VinceLambeauStarr" wrote:



Ha! The coming weeks will start to formulate a picture..

You know what I would LOVE?

Being 15-0 on January 2nd 2011, having beers, brats and pretzels at the ready with Ladyfriend doing me a service during a walkover against the cubs.

C'MON GREEN BAY! Make this easy for me.

"Trippster" wrote:



No man deserves that much happiness, but I wish you luck!
UserPostedImage
14 years ago
why do you have to wait to cash in? sheesh. y'all scared of pleasin' each other? with or without reciprocation though, my mouth finds its way to cunnilingus every chance i can get! :tongue:

I agree with Twinkiegorilla.

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Tezzy
14 years ago

why do you have to wait to cash in? sheesh. y'all scared of pleasin' each other? with or without reciprocation though, my mouth finds its way to cunnilingus every chance i can get! :tongue:

"TwinkieGorilla" wrote:



+1 Total agreemnet. Take every opportunity to steam some clam. It will be the first piece of sexual advice I give to my son. Go down early and often. More often than not it at least guilts my wife into reciprocating 🙂 Guilt head is just as good as any other kind.
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zombieslayer
14 years ago

Take every opportunity to steam some clam.

"Tezzy" wrote:



Or eat at the Y. :downtown:
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