VinceLambeauStarr
14 years ago

How in the world did I miss this thread?

The answer is simple. During Packers games, wear a steel chastity device that needs a +1 magical key or higher to open.
om wa
During any other games/tv viewing, wear nothing.

Problem solved.

"zombieslayer" wrote:



LOL.

Fuckin' a

I seldom am nude - reason being is that I have this "thing"...I have to have something Packer related on my body at all times - At work it can be a tie or cufflinks - at home it can be literally anything. Shower times a little different/
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4PackGirl
14 years ago
get a packer tattoo...problem solved. nudie patootie!!
Nonstopdrivel
14 years ago
I second this suggestion. Preferably get the tattoo as a sleeve around your dick; then it can double as a novelty condom.
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alharrisdude31
14 years ago

I second this suggestion. Preferably get the tattoo as a sleeve around your dick; then it can double as a novelty condom.

"Nonstopdrivel" wrote:

that would hurt, quite alot-even possibly feel akward
Nonstopdrivel
14 years ago
"Awkward." Bah. Americans call EVERYTHING "awkward" and "creepy" these days. It's annoying. Live a little, for fucksake. 😛
UserPostedImage
14 years ago

well...not sure about an entire demographic, but i do know there is bad pussy, ok pussy, good pussy and great pussy. my most recent ex (and possible future? long story) has GREAT pussy. i could have lived down there ffs and let her know as much. also: bringing a woman to orgasm with your mouth and then 'climbin' on in' is not to be beaten.

(this thread is officially now my favorite thread on the forum)

"TwinkieGorilla" wrote:



"All right, pussy, pussy, pussy! Come on in pussy lovers! Here at the Titty Twister we're slashing pussy in half! Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy, this is a pussy blow out! All right, we got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, we got hot pussy, cold pussy, we got wet pussy, we got smelly pussy, we got hairy pussy, bloody pussy, we got snappin' pussy, we got silk pussy, velvet pussy, Naugahyde pussy, we even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy! Come on, you want pussy, come on in, pussy lovers! If we don't got it, you don't want it! Come on in, pussy lovers!"
UserPostedImage
14 years ago

"Awkward." Bah. Americans call EVERYTHING "awkward" and "creepy" these days. It's annoying. Live a little, for fucksake. :P

"Nonstopdrivel" wrote:



"Awkward" isn't the word I would use for a dick sleeve tattoo. More like insane and painful. I'm gimpy enough with the color bomb one I just got on my calf.
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alharrisdude31
14 years ago

"Awkward." Bah. Americans call EVERYTHING "awkward" and "creepy" these days. It's annoying. Live a little, for fucksake. :P

"Nonstopdrivel" wrote:


well lets see your ink-covered dick then!
Nonstopdrivel
14 years ago
I agree with Mass -- I think it's an insane idea. But not because it's "awkward."
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VinceLambeauStarr
14 years ago
This post got it's own thread.
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