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Packers_Finland
Registered

14 years ago

You know what the plural of pussy is? Puss-i. Jimmy taught me that.

I'm guessing Vince will be the only one to get the reference. And I like it that way.

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Tezzy
Senior Member

14 years ago

#22

Also, if you need light to perform your deed, never leave home without one of these.

They actually make this?

And don't forget one of these.

Just wow

On top of every beard grows a man.
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TwinkieGorilla
Member

14 years ago

#23

i just lol'ed so fucking hard!!

I agree with Twinkiegorilla.

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zombieslayer
Registered

14 years ago

#24

and i was eating ice cream too, way to make it that much better! :xcensoredx:

"alharrisdude31" wrote:

This reminds me of a joke.

A guy is shopping with his wife. He has to go down (no pun intended) another alley to get something and his wife drops something on the floor. Wearing a short skirt with no panties, another man sees her and exclaims "wow, that's so beautiful I can fill that up with ice cream and eat it all out!"

Well, the lady gets upset, immediately goes to look for her hubby in the other aisle and tells him to go beat up that guy.

The husband however tells her that there are 3 reasons he's not going to beat up that guy:
1) He warned her before not to wear such short skirts without panties,
2) He warned her that if she did, don't bend over,
3) and anyone who can eat that much ice cream, I don't want to mess with.

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Nonstopdrivel
Preferred Member

14 years ago

#25

You've told that joke before. 😛

zombieslayer
Registered

14 years ago

#26

You've told that joke before. :P

"Nonstopdrivel" wrote:

I'm an environmentalist. I recycle everything, including my jokes. :pottytrain2:

My man Donald Driver

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2010 will be seen as the beginning of the new Packers dynasty. 🇹🇹 🇲🇲 🇦🇷

Nonstopdrivel
Preferred Member

14 years ago

#27

What about your jizz?

zombieslayer
Registered

14 years ago

#28

What about your jizz?

"Nonstopdrivel" wrote:

Yuck!

OK, not everything.

My man Donald Driver

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2010 will be seen as the beginning of the new Packers dynasty. 🇹🇹 🇲🇲 🇦🇷

VinceLambeauStarr
Member Topic Starter

14 years ago

#29

why do you have to wait to cash in? sheesh. y'all scared of pleasin' each other? with or without reciprocation though, my mouth finds its way to cunnilingus every chance i can get! :tongue:

"TwinkieGorilla" wrote:

Nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh no - we are talking 4 hours continuous here (pregame/game), it needs to be itemised into it's own special event - there is a difference between an early evening hummer and the deal here. This required a super(wo)man jaw.

Pssht, VLS? scared?

3rd person douchebaggery? YA DAMN RIGHT!

Zero2Cool is my captain.

VinceLambeauStarr
Member Topic Starter

14 years ago

#30

why do you have to wait to cash in? sheesh. y'all scared of pleasin' each other? with or without reciprocation though, my mouth finds its way to cunnilingus every chance i can get! :tongue:

"Packers_Finland" wrote:

+1 Total agreemnet. Take every opportunity to steam some clam. It will be the first piece of sexual advice I give to my son. Go down early and often. More often than not it at least guilts my wife into reciprocating 🙂 Guilt head is just as good as any other kind.

"alharrisdude31" wrote:

and i was eating ice cream too, way to make it that much better! :xcensoredx:

"Tezzy" wrote:

I've never understood what in oral sex elicits that reaction. I mean, as long as yours and your partner's personal hygiene is ok, there's nothing "disgusting" about it.

I mean guess I could understand if you sometime went down on someone with the blue waffle syndrome.

"TwinkieGorilla" wrote:

Oh god, the blue waffle is something that you dislike looking at, but can't bring yourself to look away whenever some newfag says "Hey, google bluewaffle and click I am feeling lucky!"

Zero2Cool is my captain.

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