You know what the plural of pussy is? Puss-i. Jimmy taught me that.

I'm guessing Vince will be the only one to get the reference. And I like it that way.

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Also, if you need light to perform your deed, never leave home without one of these.

They actually make this? 

And don't forget one of these.

Just wow 

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i just lol'ed so fucking hard!!

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This reminds me of a joke.

A guy is shopping with his wife. He has to go down (no pun intended) another alley to get something and his wife drops something on the floor. Wearing a short skirt with no panties, another man sees her and exclaims "wow, that's so beautiful I can fill that up with ice cream and eat it all out!"

Well, the lady gets upset, immediately goes to look for her hubby in the other aisle and tells him to go beat up that guy.

The husband however tells her that there are 3 reasons he's not going to beat up that guy:
1) He warned her before not to wear such short skirts without panties,
2) He warned her that if she did, don't bend over,
3) and anyone who can eat that much ice cream, I don't want to mess with.

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You've told that joke before. 😛

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I'm an environmentalist. I recycle everything, including my jokes. :pottytrain2:

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What about your jizz?

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Yuck!

OK, not everything.

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Nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh no - we are talking 4 hours continuous here (pregame/game), it needs to be itemised into it's own special event - there is a difference between an early evening hummer and the deal here. This required a super(wo)man jaw.


Pssht, VLS? scared?

3rd person douchebaggery? YA DAMN RIGHT!

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Oh god, the blue waffle is something that you dislike looking at, but can't bring yourself to look away whenever some newfag says "Hey, google bluewaffle and click I am feeling lucky!"

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