THE WHAT IF THREAD!!!!!!!!· Page 6

longtimefan
Registered

15 years ago

The Microsoft Paperclip. He can turn into a can opener and, since he's just a paperclip, you can kill him when he gets too annoying.

What if the Packers would leave Green Bay?

"Wade" wrote:

The Vikings would still travel to Lambeau once a year.

What if the Vikings got rid of the lutefisk from their training table?

"Rockmolder" wrote:

They wouldnt stink as bad then

What if the Lions win the SB?

Cheesey
Preferred Member

15 years ago

#52

The Microsoft Paperclip. He can turn into a can opener and, since he's just a paperclip, you can kill him when he gets too annoying.

What if the Packers would leave Green Bay?

"longtimefan" wrote:

The Vikings would still travel to Lambeau once a year.

What if the Vikings got rid of the lutefisk from their training table?

"Wade" wrote:

They wouldnt stink as bad then

What if the Lions win the SB?

"Rockmolder" wrote:

That means the end of the world is very soon.

Mary Ann, or Ginger???

longtimefan
Registered

15 years ago

#53

What if the Lions win the SB?

"Cheesey" wrote:

That means the end of the world is very soon.

Mary Ann, or Ginger???

"longtimefan" wrote:

Mrs Howell ;)

what if Alan asked the question in the form of WHAT IF?

zombieslayer
Registered

15 years ago

#54

Mrs Howell ;)

what if Alan asked the question in the form of WHAT IF?

"longtimefan" wrote:

Then we'd know he's not a true blonde.

What if your son/daughter was an astronaut and called you up and said that they're on the first manned mission to Mars?

My man Donald Driver

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dfosterf
Veteran Member

15 years ago

#55

Mrs Howell ;)

what if Alan asked the question in the form of WHAT IF?

"zombieslayer" wrote:

Then we'd know he's not a true blonde.

What if your son/daughter was an astronaut and called you up and said that they're on the first manned mission to Mars?

"longtimefan" wrote:

If it was my step-son I would tell him he's on his own if his vehicle breaks down this time, I don't give a damn how much his mother begs me to pick him up.

What if you had your choice of any job in the world?

Nonstopdrivel
Preferred Member

15 years ago

#56

Gigolo specializing in college athletes.

What if Ted Thompson offered you $10 million for a single night of torrid passion?

longtimefan
Registered

15 years ago

#57

Gigolo specializing in college athletes.

What if Ted Thompson offered you $10 million for a single night of torrid passion?

"Nonstopdrivel" wrote:

I would ask, with who?

What if Brett Favre offered you $20 million for a single night of torrid passion with him

Nonstopdrivel
Preferred Member

15 years ago

#58

I'd have to see it up front (ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!), in cash . . . unmarked, nonsequential bills, nothing higher than a hundred.

What if Rockmolder offered to be your housekeeper for $10 a day, and even agreed to wear the cute little maid's outfit?

dfosterf
Veteran Member

15 years ago

#59

Gigolo specializing in college athletes.

What if Ted Thompson offered you $10 million for a single night of torrid passion?

"longtimefan" wrote:

I would ask, with who?

What if Brett Favre offered you $20 million for a single night of torrid passion with him

"Nonstopdrivel" wrote:

After taxes? In the vernacular of our head coach, (and chilly)Brett is (finally) gonna show up on an injury report. I'm subbing the work out to dhaze @2 six packs and an I hate Ted t-shirt.

"Yes, Brett will not be going this week...He has an "ass". Any questions?"

What if we got nuked?

Rockmolder
Honored Member

15 years ago

#60

What if Rockmolder offered to be your housekeeper for $10 a day, and even agreed to wear the cute little maid's outfit?

"Nonstopdrivel" wrote:

I'd be slightly confused.

What if we got nuked?

"dfosterf" wrote:

I figure that you'd nuke back just about every part of North Korea/Iran.

What if you'd woke up in an AP jersey with a helga hat on?

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Mucky Tundra (27-Apr) : that contained all prospects info and contact

Mucky Tundra (27-Apr) : beast, according the Falcons statement Jax came across it on an ipad. If I had to guess, probably an open spread sheet or something

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Martha Careful (27-Apr) : apparently he did not participate in practice or play on the east west shrine game nor the NFL combine. The kid was a mediocre spoiled brat

Mucky Tundra (27-Apr) : Yeah that one that was a super wounded duck that Sanders supporters are highlighting to prove a point

Zero2Cool (27-Apr) : Shough is the guy who missed guys at combine isn't he?

beast (27-Apr) : It's not official until I'm dead! I have a chance still! (Not really)

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Martha Careful (26-Apr) : 1 round 7 min, with one extra minute if there is a trade. 2nd round 4 minutes, 3rd -3, 2 thereafter IMO

Martha Careful (26-Apr) : Agree

dfosterf (26-Apr) : Great idea imo

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beast (26-Apr) : Great point Martha

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Zero2Cool (26-Apr) : Yes. Look at the losses last year. They can win.

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bboystyle (26-Apr) : waiting for a pass rusher.

dfosterf (25-Apr) : 5 minutes between picks in the 3rd

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