THE WHAT IF THREAD!!!!!!!!· Page 6

longtimefan
Registered

15 years ago

The Microsoft Paperclip. He can turn into a can opener and, since he's just a paperclip, you can kill him when he gets too annoying.

What if the Packers would leave Green Bay?

"Wade" wrote:

The Vikings would still travel to Lambeau once a year.

What if the Vikings got rid of the lutefisk from their training table?

"Rockmolder" wrote:

They wouldnt stink as bad then

What if the Lions win the SB?

Cheesey
Preferred Member

15 years ago

#52

The Microsoft Paperclip. He can turn into a can opener and, since he's just a paperclip, you can kill him when he gets too annoying.

What if the Packers would leave Green Bay?

"longtimefan" wrote:

The Vikings would still travel to Lambeau once a year.

What if the Vikings got rid of the lutefisk from their training table?

"Wade" wrote:

They wouldnt stink as bad then

What if the Lions win the SB?

"Rockmolder" wrote:

That means the end of the world is very soon.

Mary Ann, or Ginger???

longtimefan
Registered

15 years ago

#53

What if the Lions win the SB?

"Cheesey" wrote:

That means the end of the world is very soon.

Mary Ann, or Ginger???

"longtimefan" wrote:

Mrs Howell ;)

what if Alan asked the question in the form of WHAT IF?

zombieslayer
Registered

15 years ago

#54

Mrs Howell ;)

what if Alan asked the question in the form of WHAT IF?

"longtimefan" wrote:

Then we'd know he's not a true blonde.

What if your son/daughter was an astronaut and called you up and said that they're on the first manned mission to Mars?

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dfosterf
Veteran Member

15 years ago

#55

Mrs Howell ;)

what if Alan asked the question in the form of WHAT IF?

"zombieslayer" wrote:

Then we'd know he's not a true blonde.

What if your son/daughter was an astronaut and called you up and said that they're on the first manned mission to Mars?

"longtimefan" wrote:

If it was my step-son I would tell him he's on his own if his vehicle breaks down this time, I don't give a damn how much his mother begs me to pick him up.

What if you had your choice of any job in the world?

Nonstopdrivel
Preferred Member

15 years ago

#56

Gigolo specializing in college athletes.

What if Ted Thompson offered you $10 million for a single night of torrid passion?

longtimefan
Registered

15 years ago

#57

Gigolo specializing in college athletes.

What if Ted Thompson offered you $10 million for a single night of torrid passion?

"Nonstopdrivel" wrote:

I would ask, with who?

What if Brett Favre offered you $20 million for a single night of torrid passion with him

Nonstopdrivel
Preferred Member

15 years ago

#58

I'd have to see it up front (ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!), in cash . . . unmarked, nonsequential bills, nothing higher than a hundred.

What if Rockmolder offered to be your housekeeper for $10 a day, and even agreed to wear the cute little maid's outfit?

dfosterf
Veteran Member

15 years ago

#59

Gigolo specializing in college athletes.

What if Ted Thompson offered you $10 million for a single night of torrid passion?

"longtimefan" wrote:

I would ask, with who?

What if Brett Favre offered you $20 million for a single night of torrid passion with him

"Nonstopdrivel" wrote:

After taxes? In the vernacular of our head coach, (and chilly)Brett is (finally) gonna show up on an injury report. I'm subbing the work out to dhaze @2 six packs and an I hate Ted t-shirt.

"Yes, Brett will not be going this week...He has an "ass". Any questions?"

What if we got nuked?

Rockmolder
Honored Member

15 years ago

#60

What if Rockmolder offered to be your housekeeper for $10 a day, and even agreed to wear the cute little maid's outfit?

"Nonstopdrivel" wrote:

I'd be slightly confused.

What if we got nuked?

"dfosterf" wrote:

I figure that you'd nuke back just about every part of North Korea/Iran.

What if you'd woke up in an AP jersey with a helga hat on?

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beast (8h) : I wonder why the Jets always hire defensive coaches to be head coach

Zero2Cool (18h) : Still HC positions available out there. I wonder if Hafley pops up for one

Zero2Cool (18h) : Trent Baalke is out as the Jaguars GM.

dfosterf (20h) : Jeff Hafley would have been a better choice, fortunately they don't know that. Someone will figure that out next off season

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beast (21-Jan) : That way teams like Indiana and SMU don't make the conference championships by simply avoiding all the other good teams in their own confere

beast (21-Jan) : Also, with these "Super Conferences" instead of a single conference champion, have 4 teams make a Conference playoffs.

beast (21-Jan) : Also in college football, is a bye week a good or bad thing?

Martha Careful (21-Jan) : The tournament format was fine. Seeding could use some work.

beast (21-Jan) : You can't assume Ohio State would of won the Michigan game...

beast (21-Jan) : Rankings were 1) Oregon 2) Georgia 3) Texas 4) Penn State 5) Notre Dame 6) Ohio State, none of the rest mattered

wpr (21-Jan) : Texas, ND and OSU would have been fighting for the final 2 slots.

wpr (21-Jan) : Oregon and Georgia were locks. Without the luxury of extra playoff berths, Ohios St would have been more focused on Michigan game.

wpr (21-Jan) : Zero, no. If there were only 4 teams Ohio State would have been one of them. Boise St and ASU would not have been selected.

Zero2Cool (21-Jan) : So that was 7 vs 8, that means in BCS they never would made it?

Martha Careful (21-Jan) : A great game. Give ND credit for coming back, although I am please with the outcome.

Mucky Tundra (21-Jan) : FG to make it academic

Mucky Tundra (21-Jan) : and there's the dagger

Mucky Tundra (21-Jan) : ooooo 8 point game with 4 minutes to go!

Mucky Tundra (21-Jan) : ooooooooohhhhhh he missed!

Mucky Tundra (21-Jan) : Ooooo that completion makes things VERY interesting

Mucky Tundra (21-Jan) : Game not over yet

beast (21-Jan) : Oh yeah, Georgia starting quarterback season ending elbow injury

beast (21-Jan) : Sadly something happened to Georgia... they should be playing in this game against Ohio State

beast (21-Jan) : I thought Ohio State and Texas were both better than Notre Dame & Penn State

Mucky Tundra (21-Jan) : Notre Lame getting rolled

Martha Careful (21-Jan) : Ohio State just got punched in the gut. Lets see how they respond

Mucky Tundra (21-Jan) : Notre Lame vs the Luckeyes, bleh

Mucky Tundra (21-Jan) : Oh snap!!!

Zero2Cool (21-Jan) : Even Stevie Wonder can see that.

Zero2Cool (21-Jan) : Nah, you see Lions OC leaving to be HC of Bears is directly related to Packers.

Mucky Tundra (21-Jan) : ohhhhhhh Zero is in TROUBLE

packerfanoutwest (21-Jan) : Zero, per your orders, check Bearshome, not packershome

Zero2Cool (20-Jan) : Then he'll land with another team and flourish.

Zero2Cool (20-Jan) : Ben going to Bears. He'll be out in 3 years.

Mucky Tundra (20-Jan) : what's so funny?

Zero2Cool (20-Jan) : BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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