dfosterf
15 years ago
You know that feeling when you find a bill on the ground.

Jackpot, ladies and gentlemen!

I'm mowing the lawn this AM, cruising along...

Just to the right of the chute, don't ask me why I was looking there...

A bill.

In the space of less than a millisecond...bill recognition...

Oh ya, be what I think you are, baby!

Fifty dollar bill!

fity

5 0 a/k/a The good wheat bear

It's a Franzikaner 4th!

I had to walk the gauntlet of integrity, though...Cracked under the pressure of potential guilt while mowing. My wife and son were out in that area last night setting off fireworks, and the strong possibility existed that it belonged to one of them.

How cheap am I?

I PLANNED the question to ask them, making them tell me the denomination of the bill potentially lost.

After the personal funds audit, it is still my money.

How's that for a great start to the 4th of July?

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IronMan
15 years ago
Sweet!
RaiderPride
15 years ago
Do the right thing.

Donate It... Don't spend it. Think of the less fortunate.

Give it to an illegal immigrant so they can put it in a shoe box until next May and then buy some Corona to celebrate Cinco De Mayo.
""People Will Probably Never Remember What You Said, And May Never Remember What You Did. However, People Will Always Remember How You Made Them Feel."
dfosterf
15 years ago
Damn, damn damn.

Fitydolladectomy just performed on me.

My son just went out and looked in the area where I found it. He said he had 240, but now has 180...

I never did say how much I found, and he could have lost it plus a ten, or he didn't know exactly, or he's scammin' me (cheapskate part diggin' in again, lol)

He was unfortunately close enough both in situs and dollar amount that I had to come off my former fity.

Back to Coors, I reckon.

Damn! (Had a good hour, though)
Cheesey
15 years ago
IT WAS MINE DFOSTER!!!!
I was in your yard, ......and uh.........looking for my money......uh....yeah.........THATS the ticket!!! (remember that line???)LOLOLOL!!!
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dfosterf
15 years ago

IT WAS MINE DFOSTER!!!!
I was in your yard, ......and uh.........looking for my money......uh....yeah.........THATS the ticket!!! (remember that line???)LOLOLOL!!!

"Cheesey" wrote:



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Nonstopdrivel
15 years ago
I'm surprised you didn't tell him he was going to have to shoot for it. Or some other equivalently stacked competition. 😉
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dfosterf
15 years ago
How I goy "my" fity dolla back, plus interest...sorta.

It wasn't by drinking rot gut beer.

I drank rot gut soda, instead.

Some might remember I posted about paying only .999 a gallon for gasoline several (seems like a long, long time ago--definitely pre-$4. + a gallon era) months ago.

Our local grocery store gives you discounts on your fuel with your bonus card--- maximum discount is .90 per gallon...that is how I got that gasoline once for .999.

The store ran a couple of promotions the past ywo weeks. One of them was like 800 "points" if you bought x amount of meat. (wife did that)

The second one was you buy their "house brand" 12 packs of soda and you get X amount of discount points. Allowed to exceed the ,90 a gallon max. (wife did that, too)

We have had the discussion on this forum about what is acceptable to bring into the house regarding name brands and "house" brands...

Soda is universally accepted as a "name brand" only item. Well, maybe not in your house, but it is here.

There are, every decade or so, exceptions. Here are the names of the sodas I have been drinking for the past two weeks.

Sun pop grape
Rally Cola
Main Street root beer
Main street Cream soda

meh.

Today was authorized by wife to fill-up gas tank day. When she gave me the "number", I almost shat myself. I have mentioned the car situation, but I also have a couple pick-ups--you know, the kind that have two tanks and get like shit gas mileage? As in snowplow trucks. As in, too cheap to put gas in unless it's snowing or home depot/ mulch etc. trucks. As in these trucks gas tanks might rust out because cheapskate owner never fills.

Just take a good look at this receipt. I classify this receipt as the ultimate in cheap-skate pornography.

Blew by fity dolla in savings like a freight train leaving a hobo :thumbleft:

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30 gallon max. Major miscalculation..I'll work on that. (I had a shoehorn out to get that amount in.)

Gonna have me a Main Street root beer to celebrate.

:cheers:
Cheesey
15 years ago
Geez.......of course you have to add in the $50 a month you have to pay to rent the storage unit you store your soda in!!!LOLOL!!!
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dhazer
15 years ago
I knew you had to be shopping at Giant Eagle lol, I don't shop there i use Bilo because i think the Eagle is to expensive.
Just Imagine this for the next 6-9 years. What a ride it will be 🙂 (PS, Zero should charge for this)
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