Ok. Pretend you are a girl guys. And ladies... you need not pretend obviously?

I want to know your stripper name.

Pretend for a mement you are going to be a stripper. You need a stage name.

Here is the formula... for picking your stage name.

Your first name is the street you lived on as a child.

Your last name is the name of your first pet.


Example... R.P.'s Stripper name is: Nitsdale Farley.

"Nitsdale Farley." She sounds like she has big hooters.

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South 29th Goldie?

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38 pepper

Goodell Snuggles

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"All right guy's... Pay or pray... grab those dollars... HERE SHE IS... On the main stage, Give a big Doll House Welcome to... GOODEL SNUGGLES!"

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Herman Louchee

I'm not sure if that street works. How about when I went off to college?

Monrovia Louchee

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I believe this works better with your first pet's name as the first part of your stripper name, such as mine:

"Foxy Davenport" ... See? Much better! 😛

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Whoa!

That would make R.P. "Farley Nitsdale"

Even bigger hooters with that name.

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Gentlemen, on stage 3....DALLAS DAKOTA!

2:1 odds someone on this board has actually slept with a girl by that name.

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LL Pooter, but I could think of a better one. 🙂

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