Fosters Gary B story inspired this little thread..


When my daughter and first son were younger, they would ask Daddy, how did you lose your leg.

My standard answer (I was still married to her yet), was that your mom threw me overboard and a shark got me. My daughter believed this for a log time.

Anyway.. that brings us to church one day after mass and my daughter goes up to the pastor as states... "My Daddy only has one leg, a shark ate the other one and my Mommy pushed him into the water."

My ex wife, turns to the pastor and says, he tells them that story all the time and it isn't true.

My daughter hears that and turns right to me, and loudly proclaims "Daddy you lied Daddy... you have been naughty Daddy"

Well half of the church that was there heard this and are starting to look at me like what did he do now. The Pastor just started laughing.. all the while giving me this "time for confession" look.

I tried the same story at the divorce hearing.. the Judge basically said the same thing as she was draining my bank account in the verdict. :lol:

Dang kids anyway.

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