Your kids' names are stupid. Stop doing that.· Page 2

Nonstopdrivel
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14 years ago

Some genius parents named their son Richard Dick.

It got even worse for the poor kid when the other kids found out that there's an African even-toed ungulate of the same name.

Porforis
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14 years ago

#12

Some genius parents named their son Richard Dick.

It got even worse for the poor kid when the other kids found out that there's an African even-toed ungulate of the same name.

"Nonstopdrivel" wrote:

I work with a Richard Frick. He does not go by "Dick Frick".

zombieslayer
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14 years ago

#13

Semi-related (and profanity-laced...)

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"Since69" wrote:

+ 1

That got the 3 of us laughing.

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istanbulpacker
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14 years ago

#14

Sorry, this one has them all beat.

http://www.newbabynews.net/hospitals/stf33/public/stf33birthannouncement.pl?babyID=h33-440

Urhines Kendall Icy Eight Special K

"Porforis" wrote:

So the kid's dog was peeing in his kennel (Urhines Kendall) while his dad was drinking some cheap hooch (Icy Eight) and eating his morning cereal (Special K) when lightning struck him and said, "Damn, what a fine name for my child!"

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Nonstopdrivel
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14 years ago

#15

Except I think it was supposed to be pronounced "Your Highness." What a botched name all around.

Some parents truly are idiots.

Since69
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14 years ago

#16

"Ain't nuttin' wrong wit dem names..."

zombieslayer
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14 years ago

#17

"Ain't nuttin' wrong wit dem names..."

"Since69" wrote:

Wasn't this from the movie "Idiocracy?" The premise of this movie is something I've been saying for years - the stupid breed like rabbits and smart people have 2 or less kids, often 1 or 0. That will eventually make the human IQ plummet, as it's already been proven that intelligence is hereditary.

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Since69
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14 years ago

#18

"Ain't nuttin' wrong wit dem names..."

"zombieslayer" wrote:

"Since69" wrote:

Yep. That's (President) Hector Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Comacho.

One of my favorite movies ever...

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