I got this nifty email that is going around. It must be true ..... it was on the internet hahahaha.


Subject: I-64 CLOSES TOMORROW
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There will be closures tomorrow on I-64 across Virginia, West Virginia and Kentucky. A 200-ton lump of coal is being transported from a mine in western Virginia to Mount Rushmore National Memorial at Keystone, South Dakota, so sculptors can add President Barack Obama to the memorial .

This is appropriate as President Obama has stated that he believes himself to be the fourth greatest president, behind George Washington, Thomas Jefferson and Abraham Lincoln but greater than Theodore Roosevelt. Sculptors had to settle for coal because they could not find a 200-ton piece of bullshit.

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Boy was that a flaming pile of dog shit! No wonder nobody responded.

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