Tiger; "I need a Kobe special"

dfosterf
Veteran Member Topic Starter

15 years ago

Forgive me.

The entertainment value outweighs the veracity value.

Personally, a part of me would just like to see him "come clean" about the whole darn thing, but then-again- personally, it's kind of fun to see where this one heads, and I understand if he opts to keep his yap shut...We are talking about the biggest "endorsement guy" on this planet. What's he at, now...about a billion with a "b"....yes?

FWIW - If anything:

TMZ

Tiger Woods had a "Kobe Special" on his brain hours after what looks like a domestic dispute with his wife, Elin Nordegren -- this according to someone who spoke with Tiger on Friday.

During the phone conversation on Friday, Tiger told his friend, "I have to run to Zales to get a 'Kobe Special.'" The person on the other end of the phone asked Tiger what a "Kobe Special" was. The reply -- "A house on a finger."

During the conversation, Tiger said his wife had "gone ghetto" on him.

As we first reported, Tiger told the friend his wife had scratched his face up during an argument over a report that the golf great had cheated on her. The "other woman" named in the story -- Rachel Uchitel -- calls the report "bulls**t."

Of course, the Kobe reference is the now-famous house/ring he gave his wife Vanessa after the whole Colorado thing. We're assuming Tiger was joking, though he can certainly afford it.

http://www.tmz.com/#ixzz0YG2DE8Oq

I am a HUGE Tiger fan, and to be perfectly honest, I'm pretty certain I'm going to "forgive" him for whatever the hell went on that night, and also, I normally don't care for this kind of speculation...It's just that it's so damn COMPELLING that I can't help it...PLUS I think if anyone can weasel his way out of it, Tiger can....

That is a compliment, btw. I just like how he rolls.

Forgive me, lol

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Porforis
Veteran Member

15 years ago

I like how if a man hits a woman, society goes up in arms but if a woman hits/attacks a man, he can't do anything but stand there. I understand being rich and wanting a smoking-hot wife, but I'd prefer not being married to a gold-digger above all. Have some dignity, Tiger. Assuming of course you didn't give it away by cheating on her.

gotarace
Senior Member

15 years ago

Report just in...Tigers wife Elin Nordegren is pissed because Rachel Uchitel kissed his balls for luck.....

Smart As a Horse
Hung Like Einstein

IronMan
Veteran Member

15 years ago

According to an FHP accident report, Woods had just pulled out of his driveway when he struck a fire hydrant and then a tree. His wife told Windermere police she used a golf club to smash the back windows to help him out.

In a related story: Tiger's Wife Uses Axe to Bravely Remove Mosquito from His Penis

Yerko
Senior Member

15 years ago

Good God, how do even contemplate cheating on something like Elin (if he did cheat)???

IronMan
Veteran Member

15 years ago

Good God, how do even contemplate cheating on something like Elin (if he did cheat)???

"AKamp74" wrote:

A wise man once said:

"No matter how hot this girl looks to you now, someone somewhere is tired of putting up with her shit."

Yerko
Senior Member

15 years ago

Good God, how do even contemplate cheating on something like Elin (if he did cheat)???

"IronMan" wrote:

A wise man once said:

"No matter how hot this girl looks to you now, someone somewhere is tired of putting up with her shit."

"AKamp74" wrote:

Sir, I award you +1.

dfosterf
Veteran Member Topic Starter

15 years ago

Oh ya, it's Tiger

he he

OK, he's busted. He was taggin' it. No doubt. He practically admitted it.

No one is going to stop buying Nike golf balls or whatever else he's hawking because of it...

Personally, I don't understand why these guys get married in the first place. I know, kids, yada yada yada...wife is hot, yada yada yada

The kid thing I get, but the hot wife thing, not so much. Oh, his wife IS that, but I mean...if that is what it takes, then why don't they just keep publishing the 1st issue of playboy every month and be done with it?

(Most of this is definitely meant in irreverent jest, so kindly climb down from the high-horse, if so inclined)

It has to be a tough chore, the whole fidelity thing...all the $$$, opportunities, circumstances, temptations, etc. etc. etc.

Impossible to judge a lot of these guys...It's just impossible... At least fairly, at least until after I hit the powerball a couple of times, lol

longtimefan
Registered

15 years ago

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dfosterf
Veteran Member Topic Starter

15 years ago

#10

If that isn't him, LTF, I don't know who the hell else it could be. (That was part of what I was referring to when I said, "Oh ya, It's him")

The man has options, is all I'm sayin' ....... lol lol lol

Now there is a Talika surfacing. They are comin' outta the woodwork.

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