THE WHAT IF THREAD!!!!!!!!· Page 7

vikesrule
Registered

15 years ago

What if you'd woke up in an AP jersey with a helga hat on?

"Rockmolder" wrote:

Well, I'd be pack93z and ...<burp>...excuse me, slight aftertaste of Lutefisk.......I'd be secretly thrilled! ::razz:

What if cheesey is really Elvis Presley?

Pack93z
Select Member

15 years ago

#62

What if you'd woke up in an AP jersey with a helga hat on?

"vikesrule" wrote:

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Well, I'd be pack93z and ...<burp>...excuse me, slight aftertaste of Lutefisk.......I'd be secretly thrilled! ::razz:

"Rockmolder" wrote:

Rabble rabble rabble.. my purple friend.. can't wait to hear the torrid cussing I will hear from the west come the 5th.. as Brett throws a clinching pick to Woodson.. 😉

"The oranges are dry; the apples are mealy; and the papayas... I don't know what's going on with the papayas!"

Cheesey
Preferred Member

15 years ago

#63

What if you'd woke up in an AP jersey with a helga hat on?

"vikesrule" wrote:

Well, I'd be pack93z and ...<burp>...excuse me, slight aftertaste of Lutefisk.......I'd be secretly thrilled! ::razz:

What if cheesey is really Elvis Presley?

"Rockmolder" wrote:

SHHH! Vikes!!! Now EVERYONE knows!!!
(Thank you......thank you very much!)

Nonstopdrivel
Preferred Member

15 years ago

#64

What if Cheesey was yeasty?

Cheesey
Preferred Member

15 years ago

#65

What if Cheesey was yeasty?

"Nonstopdrivel" wrote:

Then i would make myself some bread!

dfosterf
Veteran Member

15 years ago

#66

What if St. Peter has the same standards for admission as we do for our football team?

vikesrule
Registered

15 years ago

#67

What if St. Peter has the same standards for admission as we do for our football team?

"dfosterf" wrote:

If by "our football team" you mean the Packers, then then the only people that would get into heaven would have very low wonderlic scores! :icon_smile:

What if someone said to you "I'll give you 100 million dollars, but you have to become a Vikings fan for the rest of your life."
Would you do it?

dfosterf
Veteran Member

15 years ago

#68

What if St. Peter has the same standards for admission as we do for our football team?

"vikesrule" wrote:

"dfosterf" wrote:

I believe the poor souls over at P.P.O. would be subjected to a recitation of The skeleton in Armor by yours truly. :sign5:

What if I wasn't such a greedy bastard though? lol lol lol

Now, if that doesn't absolutely prove that every man has his price, I don't know what would. lol lol lol

vikesrule
Registered

15 years ago

#69

What if I wasn't such a greedy bastard though?

"dfosterf" wrote:

Then you'd just be a poor bastard.......so either way....... ::wink:

What if you found out that you only have 24 hours to live.
What would you do?

dfosterf
Veteran Member

15 years ago

#70

What if I wasn't such a greedy bastard though?

"vikesrule" wrote:

Then you'd just be a poor bastard.......so either way....... ::wink:

What if you found out that you only have 24 hours to live.
What would you do?

"dfosterf" wrote:

So sadly, completely waste the first 23 hours and 55 minutes in a completely futile attempt to secure some payback that would matter. I would then rally for the last five, thanking my good buddy on my knees for his great sense of humor and one wild-assed ride.

What if you found out that you only have 24 hours to live.
What would you do?

Edit--Almost forgot...The whole 23 and 55 I would be apologizing to my wife, squeezin' in the thank-you's to her as I went, explaining that right now I got business to attend to.

Edit to the edit-- Wife just called. It's "STOMP" night. She called to remind me. Nevermind all of the above, I'm ready to go RFN.

:thumbleft:

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