Dulak--
I was definitely being "tongue-in-cheek" humorous. I actually love the guy, and he knows his stuff. I haven't figured out the "why" behind some of his stuff, but results do not lie.
As to the subject at hand, if I were Ted Thompson--
On the eve of Justin's honeymoon, I would call him into my office. I would say this to him. "Justin, congratulations on your marriage. Enjoy your honeymoon. Be advised that now that your admission that you bulked up again in the off-season has gone national in scope and dissemination, you are making all of us look like fools for even keeping you on this football team. You are now going to grow up. When you get off that aircraft at the completion of your trip to Jamaica, the bottom step will be a scale. You are going to step down onto that scale, and if the little needle goes so much as one fine red pubic hair past 320 lbs, I am going to personally release you from the Green Bay Packers right there on the tarmac."
I bet he would understand that one.