LOL! Yeah Zero......don't hit a man when he's down.............it's MUCH easier to KICK HIM!!!!LOLOLOL!!!!
Normally, i wouldn't "Cheese" so easily...........but.......while he was here.....i DID get some mighty good ones in on him!
(I was kind of surpried to come on this morning and not be "BANNED!")
Just ask "Lady Dugan".........although i doubt Zero will let her on here to say any of the zingers i gave him!!!)LOLOL!!!
"Cheesey" wrote:
Zingers? I do recall someone molestoring a pillow!
Oh and don't worry everyone, there was no penetration due to the little flap on his tidy whities being sewn shut via green dental floss.
"Zero2Cool" wrote:
LOLOL!!!
I KNEW that line would come back to haunt me!
(I told them how LJ did that to me once, right after we were married........i get up in the middle of the night, have to pee REALLY bad.......messing with the flap......"what the HECK???" So i turn on the light, look down.....they are sewn shut with green dental floss!!!)LOLOL!!!
"Cheesey" wrote:
LJ, you would make my mother proud.
My Mother did that with white thread to my uncle when he got married!
One on the flap. (As luck would have it, that was the pair he put on when they headed out on their honeymoon.) He was in the men's room of the gas station for over a half hour while his new bride sat, embarrassed, in their car out front.
Stupid kid (my uncle) showed up at my parent's farm for their honeymoon. My uncle helped Dad with the chores before they went to dinner together. They were running late for their dinner reservations so they (Dad and uncle) had to take quick baths. (NOT TOGETHER!) My uncle hollered "Everyone out of the hall! I'm headed for my bedroom (naked after his bath).
Mom and Dad were in their bedroom with the door closed and Mom started to laugh because she knew what was about to happen next. Dad looked at her like she was crazy. She told him to just wait and listen.
Thump, thump thump. My uncle's footsteps in the hallway. SLAM, the bedroom door closed.
BAM!!!!!!He hit the floor. He tried to put on the pair of underwear in which my dear sweet Mother had sewed both of the leg openings closed. Mother almost wet herself she laughed so hard.
Cursing came from my uncle's room. He instructed his new bride to check every one of the remaining pairs of %$&%*^ underwear.
My aunt said, "I think your sister did this to you dear."
"No, Sis wouldn't do this to ME."
Mom did not tell him what happened for 20 years on the day his eldest son was married.
It seems that my uncle asked my mother to pack his bag for him. She, being the loving older sister, taught him a lesson.