I was just a figering on wut to get Cheesey. We can sign him up for the squirrles of the month club. I think we should send him a couple of LIVE squirrles from Bob place every month till he is better or Mrs C finds out where we all live. (Bob I would drive over to North Dakota to mail them just to throw her off your trail if I were you.)
Cheesey likes to hunt. That way he could do so from the sofa in his living room.
After he blows them apart he could gut and skin whatever was left over.
Bob wouldn't mind have a few less squirrels in his trees.