The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend. Abraham Lincoln

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Seriously? No applause for this? I don't care about getting an applause for myselif, but Mrs. K was my all time favorite and most impactful teachers in my life, at least applaud her. Christ, you Puker fans effin' blow.

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I did send an applause point to Mrs. K. But I sent it directly to her so you wouldn't get an applause point for yourself.

When Mrs. K creates an account on PH, she'll have one applause point from ZS.

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I toss out applause whenever someone cries loud enough for it. [aiee]

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Found on a Facebook friend's profile:

Eigentlich bin ich ja für Grundsätze wie Ehrlichkeit, Vertrauen, Respekt.
Allerdings finde ich den Grundsatz "I don't give a fuck" auch nicht schlecht.

In reality, I'm all for principles like honesty, trust, and respect.
I just happen to also be a fan of the principle "I don't give a fuck."

I'm really all for principles like honesty, trust, and respect.
On the other hand, the principle "I don't give a fuck" ain't bad either.

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a few from Winston Churchill

The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative.

Lady Nancy Astor: Winston, if I were your wife, I’d poison your tea.
Churchill: Nancy, if I were your husband, I’d drink it

Bessie Braddock: Sir, you are drunk.
Churchill: And you, madam, are ugly. But in the morning, I shall be sober.

Young man (after seeing Churchill leave the bathroom without washing his hands): At Eton they taught us to wash our hands after using the toilet.
Churchill: At Harrow they taught us not to piss on our hands.

He looks like a female llama who has been surprised in the bath. (Referring to Charles De Gaulle)

Winston Churchill: Madam, would you sleep with me for five million pounds?
Woman: My goodness, Mr. Churchill… Well, I suppose… we would have to discuss terms, of course…
Churchill: Would you sleep with me for five pounds?
Woman: Mr. Churchill, what kind of woman do you think I am?!
Churchill: Madam, we’ve already established that. Now we are haggling about the price.

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We have had more than one of these "good quotation" threads in the past, but I'm too lazy to find them....

Here's one I found in a sig on a puppy website.


"If you love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains set lightly upon you and may posterity forget that ye were our countrymen." -- Samuel Adams 1776

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😝

"A professor must have a theory as a dog must have fleas."

H.L. Menken


...couple more dog ones-

"Your dog is your only philosopher"

-Plato-


My favorite:

to err is human, to forgive, canine.

-unknown-

...and one for the road-

"He who devotes sixteen hours a day to hard study may possibly become at sixty as wise as he thought himself at twenty."

-Mary Wilson Litte-

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Ayn Rand.......bwaahaaaaaa.........[roflmao]