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wpr
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13 years ago

Many of these are Cheesey-isms but oh well.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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wpr
Preferred Member Topic Starter

13 years ago

I have too many so I will try and do 2 a day.

I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...so I said "Implants?"

wpr
Preferred Member Topic Starter

13 years ago

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

Nonstopdrivel
Preferred Member

13 years ago

"I'm a relatively respectable citizen. Multiple felon perhaps, but certainly not dangerous."
— Hunter S. Thompson

Rockmolder
Honored Member

13 years ago

"For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled."
-Hunter S. Thompson

Isn't that the truth?

Zero2Cool
Elite Member

13 years ago

Brandon said this quote from Paul Bowles in his last interview before fatally being wounded in the abdomen by a gunshot in The Crow.

Because we don't know when we will die, we get to think of life as an inexhaustible well. Yet everything happens a certain number of times, and a very small number, really. How many more times will you remember a certain afternoon of your childhood, some afternoon that's so deeply a part of your being that you can't even conceive of your life without it? Perhaps four or five times more. Perhaps not even that. How many more times will you watch the full moon rise? Perhaps twenty. And yet it all seems limitless.

Brandon Lee wrote:

The Crow is one of my favorite movies. Bruce and Brandon both were two of my favorite actors.

wpr
Preferred Member Topic Starter

13 years ago

We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.

zombieslayer
Registered

13 years ago

We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.

Originally Posted by: wpr

2nd one funny. The first one is a good thing. Pizza good. Cops at my house bad.

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wpr
Preferred Member Topic Starter

13 years ago

2nd one funny. The first one is a good thing. Pizza good. Cops at my house bad.

Originally Posted by: zombieslayer

Yeah the first one is not very funny. Just seems all too true in some places. However consider- Cops not getting to the house in a timely manner, worse.

Zero2Cool
Elite Member

13 years ago

#10

You can find some 'funny' one liners HERE if you'd like.

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