Might as well allow marriages to trees. I mean, what's the argument against that?
Then, if your "wife" gets "dutch elms disease" and dies, you can collect life insurance......(AND have a winter's worth of firewood!)
I guess what it comes down to is, where do you draw the line? Seriously. What one person considers "normal", you may look at and say "WOW! That guys is CRAZY!"
(You know....like many of you feel about me.)
Originally Posted by: Cheesey