What's wrong with Gay marriage?· Page 19

Rockmolder
Honored Member

13 years ago

If someone wants to be enough of an idiot to call a tree his wife, I don't see why I should stand in his way. Why should marriage be a matter of allowed vs. disallowed? The only reason to disallow marriage is to preserve certain privileges and benefits of marriage, which I don't think should accrue to married people anyway.

Originally Posted by: Nonstopdrivel

On the positive side, if you put that tree in the kitchen, it'll actually stay there. It knows its place. I'd marry a tree for that reason alone.

Formo
Veteran Member

13 years ago

#182

Where do dryads fit into this? Can I marry a dryad?

(not that I'd want to, just asking)

Originally Posted by: zombieslayer

Dryads are hot. Although the splinters would suck on the dangly bits.

Thanks to TheViking88 for the sig!!

Nonstopdrivel
Preferred Member

13 years ago

#183

this is all i have to say

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Formo
Veteran Member

13 years ago

#184

Good stuff Rourke. Even though I mostly hate Penn and Teller, that was spot on. I'll remember that for next time my flaming bleeding heart liberal 'friend' tries his ridiculousness on me again. 🙂

Thanks to TheViking88 for the sig!!

evad04
Member

13 years ago

#185

edit: 10 characters

William Henderson didn't have to run people over. His preferred method was levitation.
"I'm a reasonable man, get off my case."

DakotaT
Select Member

13 years ago

#186

Good stuff Rourke. Even though I mostly hate Penn and Teller, that was spot on. I'll remember that for next time my flaming bleeding heart liberal 'friend' tries his ridiculousness on me again. =)

Originally Posted by: Formo

Please tell me your not actually going to quote a Vegas comedian as a "source" for enlightenment, Kelso? Uffda.

Nonstopdrivel
Preferred Member

13 years ago

#187

this is all i have to say

Originally Posted by: Nonstopdrivel

For the record, I didn't write that. That was a Kevin contribution. I posted the graphic because it reminded me of this conversation. I don't even know who the guy is in the picture.:-"

DakotaT
Select Member

13 years ago

#188

Sometimes I want to ask God why He allows poverty, famine, and injustice in the world when He could do something about it. But I'm afraid He might just ask me the same question.

When I'm asked about taxing the uberwealthy and redistributing the wealth from the top 5 down to the masses; I say what's taken so fucking long all you dumbasses with the voting power.

Zero2Cool
Elite Member Topic Starter

13 years ago

#189

DakotaT
Select Member

13 years ago

#190

You missed the part where we stone to death the whores who bring shame to their father's houses.

I wonder how the assets of all the false marriages in the world get split up in modern day courts? It sure was a good thing to have a penis in Old Testament days.

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