Wow, you just made my day, Detlev. That made me laugh so loud that everyone turned around to stare at me in the mensa. I needed that.
Madeline B.'s comment is my favorite.
By the way, did you know that computer-generated (literally, machine-written!), print-on-demand books now outnumber real books on Amazon? It's amazing. A company called VDM Verlag has basically flooded Amazon.com with hundreds of thousands of volumes with weird, random-sounding titles. These "books" are basically machine-assembled collections of articles -- most ripped verbatim from Wikipedia, complete with all errors and without even so much as a reformatting. As of April 2010, their offerings comprised a stunning
1/35th of all titles available on Amazon .
I love the title of this book:
USS Dempsey(DE-26): Insert Subtitle.