Moar Randomness· Page 39

Zero2Cool
Elite Member

13 years ago

Ha, you'll probably think this is lame, but in High School, I didn't want to be one of those dudes who fumbles around with unsnapping a bra---and I'm really impatient at times. So, I made an immature game out of it. I'd randomly unsnap my girlfriends bra often until I got really good at it to the point where it was nearly completed in one motion.

What I did and I'm not sure if I can explain it well, but I know it works.
Slide the tip of my middle finger under the clasp
Gently pinch the clasp with my thumb and finger
Using my thumb, unhook the clasp by softly pushing the "holed" portion towards her skin
Enjoy the booby drop

I used to get comments on how well I was able to unsnap a bra. It's all because of my High School girlfriend who suffered through me unsnapping her 36C's several times a day for more than two years. My ex Crystal assumed I was a "player" because of how smooth I was at it. I of course didn't tell her how I 'learned', but instead said something on the lines of 'I just feel so comfortable with you that it's just natural to me'.

Nonstopdrivel
Preferred Member Topic Starter

13 years ago

#382

Who cares?

Originally Posted by: zombieslayer

I couldn't agree more. I have learned over the years that what I do doesn't really matter in the grand scheme of things. If the woman is too uptight to surrender to the moment, nothing I do is going to get her off. But if she really wants to have an orgasm, she'll somehow manage to find a way to have one, no matter how lousy my technique might be.

The other day my wife texted me to ask if I wanted food ready when I got home. I wrote back: "Do I deserve food? My performance this morning was not exactly . . . inspiring."

Her response?

"another day, that exact same performance might bright down the rafters."

She's right.

MassPackersFan
Member

13 years ago

#383

Originally Posted by: Zero2Cool

Yeah, it's all about the pinch and slide. I can't remember when I picked that up, but it makes it so much easier, and it only takes one hand, which leaves the other hand free for the chloroform rag...

Pack93z
Select Member

13 years ago

#384

Since when does the world revolve around sex? 😉

"The oranges are dry; the apples are mealy; and the papayas... I don't know what's going on with the papayas!"

Zero2Cool
Elite Member

13 years ago

#385

Since when does the world revolve around sex? ;)

Originally Posted by: Pack93z

Sex? Nah, just unsnapping of a bra. 🙏

Cheesey
Preferred Member

13 years ago

#386

Originally Posted by: MassPackersFan

SHAME on you!!!
I didn't see that coming! I'm here in the library, and darn near pee'd my pants!!!
LOLOL!!!

Nonstopdrivel
Preferred Member Topic Starter

13 years ago

#387

Dream of the Fisherman's Wife by Katsushika Hokusai (1820)

Wade
Veteran Member

13 years ago

#388

What a weird subthread. The unclasp thing is the easy bit. The hard bit is getting the hand underneath the shirt.

And now that I'm old and out of shape, avoiding the heart attack after the unclasping. :)

(shrug)

And do not be conformed to this world, but be transformed by the renewing of your mind, that you may prove what is that good and acceptable and perfect will of God.
Romans 12:2 (NKJV)

Zero2Cool
Elite Member

13 years ago

#389

For some reason when I seen Wade had commented I figured he was going to whine "What the hell is a bra?".

:P

Wade
Veteran Member

13 years ago

#390

For some reason when I seen Wade had commented I figured he was going to whine "What the hell is a bra?".

:P

Originally Posted by: Zero2Cool

Hehe...I thought about saying, "well, you could just go out with a small-breasted woman who doesn't need one."

:)

And do not be conformed to this world, but be transformed by the renewing of your mind, that you may prove what is that good and acceptable and perfect will of God.
Romans 12:2 (NKJV)

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