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Nonstopdrivel
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14 years ago

President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there?"

The barman says, "Yep, that's them."

So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?"

Bush says, "We're planning World War III."

And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"

Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Iraqis this time and one blonde with big tits."

The guy exclaims, "A blonde with big tits? Why kill a blonde with big tits?"

Bush turns to Powell and says, "See, I told you no one would worry about the 140 million Iraqis!"

Nonstopdrivel
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14 years ago

#342

A man buys a robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it at dinner.

DAD: Son, where were you today during school hours?

SON: At school.

The robot slaps him.

SON: Okay, I went to the movies.

DAD: Which one?

SON: Toy Story.

The robot slaps him again.

SON: Okay, it was Day with a Porn Star.

DAD: WHAT? When I was your age, I didn't even know what porn was!

The robot slaps him.

MOM: Haha! After all, he is your son.

The robot slaps her.

zombieslayer
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14 years ago

#343

"Nonstopdrivel" wrote:

And Vikesrule says "I can NEVER be a Packers fan."

And the robot slaps him.

My man Donald Driver

(thanks to Pack93z for the pic)
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Rockmolder
Honored Member

14 years ago

#344

Nonstopdrivel
Preferred Member Topic Starter

14 years ago

#345

Signs your career as an NFL QB has hit rock bottom: This is the most success you have had with a ball in your hand:

zombieslayer
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14 years ago

#346

Signs your career as an NFL QB has hit rock bottom: This is the most success you have had with a ball in your hand:

"Nonstopdrivel" wrote:

White people are weird.

My man Donald Driver

(thanks to Pack93z for the pic)
2010 will be seen as the beginning of the new Packers dynasty. 🇹🇹 🇲🇲 🇦🇷

Formo
Veteran Member

14 years ago

#347

"Rockmolder" wrote:

Wow. Some women need some serious help. Just.... Wow.

Thanks to TheViking88 for the sig!!

Nonstopdrivel
Preferred Member Topic Starter

14 years ago

#348

I question the veracity of a lot of the images on FailBook. I think a lot of them are staged specifically for that site, just as a lot of the images on that Damn Autocorrect site are obviously staged.

Zero2Cool
Elite Member

14 years ago

#349

"Nonstopdrivel" wrote:

I think this post was staged. It's pretty obvious.

Nonstopdrivel
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14 years ago

#350

You're probably right, but I still think hot nuns are a waste.

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