13 years ago

Ryan is a NYer.
NYers must live with an extra asshole rather than a mouth.
Therefore Rex Ryan must spew twice as much shit as ordinary people.

"Wade" wrote:



That actually helps me understand him a little bit. Very educational. One question though-

Why is his face-asshole always open? Can't he slam his sphincter shut once in a while?
nerdmann
13 years ago

Ryan is a NYer.
NYers must live with an extra asshole rather than a mouth.
Therefore Rex Ryan must spew twice as much shit as ordinary people.

"get_louder_at_lambeau" wrote:



That actually helps me understand him a little bit. Very educational. One question though-

Why is his face-asshole always open? Can't he slam his sphincter shut once in a while?

"Wade" wrote:





Coulda swore we shut it for him.

“Winning is not a sometime thing, it is an all the time thing. You don't do things right once in a while…you do them right all the time.”
Dulak
13 years ago

So your team only lost to the Packers by 9-0 ... but you gave them two FGs?

Let me do the math here... two 3 point FGs so take the 2 times the 3
... take the 9 and minus the 6 and THAT'S STILL A LOSS!!!!!

Come on Rex even you can do that math... use your Wife's toes if you have too...

"beast" wrote:



Lol +1 just for the toe comment ...
Tezzy
13 years ago

Ryan is a NYer.
NYers must live with an extra asshole rather than a mouth.
Therefore Rex Ryan must spew twice as much shit as ordinary people.

"get_louder_at_lambeau" wrote:



That actually helps me understand him a little bit. Very educational. One question though-

Why is his face-asshole always open? Can't he slam his sphincter shut once in a while?

"Wade" wrote:



The face-asshole must be of the involuntary sphincter variety. This guy exemplifies the term "blowhard" and then some.
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StoicFire
13 years ago

That's no surprise. EVERYONE who did not make it to the SB would have beaten GB IF only they had been good enough to be there. :roll:

"wpr" wrote:



I don't really understand why this is such a popular thought, but around here Bears fans were saying they would've definitely beaten Pittsburgh that night as well. I guess that shows how smart Bears fans really are...
"the Quarterback can run if he wants to, but with this rocket attached to your body... who would?" -Aaron Rodgers
musccy
13 years ago
You guys didn't know that the NFL recognizes "Woulda Super Bowl Champions?" The Vikings have won the most of any franchise!
zombieslayer
13 years ago
Well, I agree with Rex Ryan. We couldn't stop their offense last year at all. Their mighty mighty offense completely overpowered and overwhelmed our D. That game was so painful to watch, I think I turned it off. I'm sooo scared of the Jets, it's not even funny.
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Dexter_Sinister
13 years ago
Rex Ryan is the Bagdad Bob of the NFL.

"The United States Military is not in Bagdad, we are winning the war" (as a convoy of tanks roll down the street in the background)

"We are a Super Bowl team" sitting on his couch watching 2 other teams play.
I want to go out like my Grandpa did. Peacefully in his sleep.
Not screaming in terror like his passengers.
PackerTraxx
13 years ago
His players have to love the locker room material he gives to other teams. Must be wierd having a target on your back - even when you haven't won anything.
Why is Jerry Kramer not in the Hall of Fame?
Cheesey
13 years ago
Pounding his chest......yeah, his team would have won EVERY Super Bowl ever played!
(If they would have made it to them)
The Packers LOST to the Falcons in the regular season. Yet when they met again IN Atlanta in the playoffs, which team dominated? And Ol' Rex, the wonder dog, thinks HIS Jets would have beat the Packers?
I guess he can dream, if he wants to.
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packerfanoutwest (24-Dec) : minny could be #1 seed and the Lions #5 seed
Zero2Cool (23-Dec) : We'd have same Division and Conference records. Strength of schedule we edge them
Zero2Cool (23-Dec) : I just checked. What tie breaker?
bboystyle (23-Dec) : yes its possible but unlikely. If we do get the 5th, we face the NFCS winner
Zero2Cool (23-Dec) : Ahh, ok.
bboystyle (23-Dec) : yes due to tie breaker
Zero2Cool (23-Dec) : I mean, unlikely, yes, but mathematically, 5th is possible by what I'm reading.
Zero2Cool (23-Dec) : If Vikings lose out, Packers win out, Packers get 5th, right?
bboystyle (23-Dec) : Minny isnt going to lose out so 5th seed is out of the equation. We are playing for the 6th or 7th seed which makes no difference
Mucky Tundra (23-Dec) : beast, the ad revenue goes to the broadcast company but they gotta pay to air the game on their channel/network
beast (23-Dec) : If we win tonight the game is still relative in terms of 5th, 6th or 7th seed... win and it's 5th or 6th, lose and it's 6th or 7th
beast (23-Dec) : Mucky, I thought the ad revenue went to the broadcasting companies or the NFL, at least not directly
Zero2Cool (23-Dec) : I think the revenue share is moot, isn't it? That's the CBA an Salary Cap handling that.
bboystyle (23-Dec) : i mean game becomes irrelevant if we win tonight. Just a game where we are trying to play spoilers to Vikings chance at the #1 seed
Mucky Tundra (23-Dec) : beast, I would guess ad revenue from more eyes watching tv
Zero2Cool (23-Dec) : I would think it would hurt the home team because people would have to cancel last minute maybe? i dunno
beast (23-Dec) : I agree that it's BS for fans planning on going to the game. But how does it bring in more money? I'm guessing indirectly?
packerfanoutwest (23-Dec) : bs on flexing the game....they do it for the $$league$$, not the hometown fans
Zero2Cool (23-Dec) : I see what you did there Mucky
Zero2Cool (23-Dec) : dammit. 3:25pm
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Zero2Cool (23-Dec) : LUKE MUSGRAVE PLAYING TONIGHT~!~~~~WOWHOAAOHAOAA yah
Zero2Cool (23-Dec) : I wanna kill new QB's ... blitz the crap out of them.
beast (23-Dec) : Barry seemed to get too conservative against new QBs, Hafley doesn't have that issue
Zero2Cool (23-Dec) : However, we seem to struggle vs new QB's
Zero2Cool (23-Dec) : Should be moot point, cuz Packers should win tonight.
packerfanoutwest (23-Dec) : ok I stand corrected
Zero2Cool (23-Dec) : Ok, yes, you are right. I see that now how they get 7th
Zero2Cool (23-Dec) : 5th - Packers win out, Vikings lose out. Maybe?
beast (23-Dec) : Saying no to the 6th lock.
beast (23-Dec) : No, with the Commanders beating the Eagles, Packers could have a good chance of 6th or 7th unless the win out
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