Rockmolder
13 years ago
P Diddy sued for $1 trillion and accused of causing 9/11 attacks  

By NME News

A woman is suing P Diddy for $1 trillion (635 billion).

Valerie Joyce Wilson Turks, 31, has filed the suit in Los Angeles Superior Court against the rap mogul, his former girlfriend Kim Porter and Rodney King, the man who was a victim of assault by the Los Angeles Police in 1991.

She also claims that her and Diddy have a son together, Cornelius Wilson, who is now 23.

Turks also alleges that Diddy, real name Sean Combs, caused the 9/11 attacks, put her son in hospital and sold a poker chip belonging to her, which she says was worth "100 zillions of dollars".

According to court papers seen by Radaronline.com Turks is asking for $900 billion (571.5 billion) in child support and $100 billion (63.5 billion) in lost income.

In papers she has submitted to the court, Turks wrote: "[Diddy] went through Kim Porter and Rodney King and knocked down the World Trade Center and then they all came and knocked my children down. Set me up to be on disability and disabled my baby. He put my baby in a wheelchair."

She added: "I won a lot of money at the casino in Mississippi and Sean P Diddy Combs has my chip to my money. I want my chip please help me. It's well worth over 100 zillions of dollars."

Turks also applied for a restraining order against Diddy, which a judge has denied. Although Turks is not expected to get very far with her lawsuit, the judge has set a court date of January 31 for the case to be heard.

Packers_Finland
13 years ago
Please, please, let her win this case
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IronMan
13 years ago
I want what she's smoking.
Nonstopdrivel
13 years ago
Assuming this isn't one of those fake-news pieces (and considering the flagrant grammatical errors, it wouldn't surprise me if it were) . . .

The judge is an idiot for not tossing her out on her ass for filing a frivolous suit. And what kind of worthless lawyer consents to write such outlandish briefs?
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Formo
13 years ago
Wow.
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Nonstopdrivel
13 years ago
Unless she is representing herself and filed her own affidavits and briefs, which is certainly possible.
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Pack93z
13 years ago
Seems jest a "tad bit" delusional.. but McDonalds once lost a suit over a cup of coffee that some dumb shit spilled upon herself.. so who the hell knows in civil matters.
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Nonstopdrivel
13 years ago
Yeah, but at least she had a documentable injury, as trivial as it may have been. And suing for $20 million (or whatever it was) is far cry from suing for $1 trillion. 😉
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Pack93z
13 years ago

Yeah, but at least she had a documentable injury, as trivial as it may have been. And suing for $20 million (or whatever it was) is far cry from suing for $1 trillion. ;)

"Nonstopdrivel" wrote:



Inflation.. inflation. Yesterday's 20 millions = a zillions of dollars today.. lol.
"The oranges are dry; the apples are mealy; and the papayas... I don't know what's going on with the papayas!"
Rockmolder
13 years ago

Yeah, but at least she had a documentable injury, as trivial as it may have been. And suing for $20 million (or whatever it was) is far cry from suing for $1 trillion. ;)

"Nonstopdrivel" wrote:



If the police has a search warrant, they might find the 100 zillion dollar chip and you'll look awfully stupid for shooting this woman down before she had a fair trial.
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