zombieslayer
14 years ago
Yuck! I don't think I'll be eating lunch for another hour now.

Oh, wet wipes = no more skid marks. Closest thing to a bidet.
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4PackGirl
14 years ago
LOL!! that grosses you out but discussing bodily fluids in restaurant food is ok? freak! 😉
zombieslayer
14 years ago

LOL!! that grosses you out but discussing bodily fluids in restaurant food is ok? freak! ;)

"4PackGirl" wrote:



No, I kind of avoided that topic. That would be Rourke.
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4PackGirl
14 years ago
funny how you 'kind of' avoided the topic & yet you knew rourke discussed alot of things in said topic. very interesting, zombieman. 😉
zombieslayer
14 years ago

funny how you 'kind of' avoided the topic & yet you knew rourke discussed alot of things in said topic. very interesting, zombieman. ;)

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OK, I avoided the body excretions in food part.

Wade wrote:
Escargot: slug.
Lobster: giant bug
Truffle: Looks like a turd.
Mushroom: grows in shit.
Caviar: Stuff we used to throw out when cleaning fish.
Milk: Comes out of a cow's tit....you ever notice what cows are willing to lay in?
Beer: product made from letting hops spoil.
Sauerkraut: product made from letting cabbage spoil.
(end of what Wade wrote).

This may ruin the day for someone who likes lobster, but if you take a cockroach and tear it up, it resembles the insides of a lobster. Do you know why? They're actually very closely related.

"Zombieman" wrote:



Yeah but making out is fun. I actually remember make out sessions more fondly than sex.

"Zombieman" wrote:



See what I mean? I'd rather not think about what goes on at restaurants. Kind of like an ostrich with its head in the sand.
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14 years ago
a cucumber and melon body wash with the woman from bones would be fun.
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Nonstopdrivel
14 years ago
Cucumber . . . melon . . . body wash . . . Is that some sort of grotesque metaphor, Wade?
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14 years ago
That reminds me. Whenever I see a single woman buying a cucumber at the supermarket, I can't help chuckling.
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Cucumber . . . melon . . . body wash . . . Is that some sort of grotesque metaphor, Wade?

"Nonstopdrivel" wrote:



Not at all. I was just watching Bones and various romantic thoughts occurred to me. I have no problem with a bit of scent in the bath, especially if it is an romantic moment. :)

And I really like Emily Deschanel. :)

(Actually, all the women on the show are pretty sweet, IMO.)

You're the ones into sex. Me, I go for the romance.
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Porforis
14 years ago
After reading through this topic I've come to the conclusion that nobody here knows how to wipe their ass with TP properly. I haven't had skidmarks since I was about 12.
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