Cucumber Melon Rejuventating Body Wash· Page 2

zombieslayer
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13 years ago

Yuck! I don't think I'll be eating lunch for another hour now.

Oh, wet wipes = no more skid marks. Closest thing to a bidet.

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4PackGirl
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13 years ago

#12

LOL!! that grosses you out but discussing bodily fluids in restaurant food is ok? freak! 😉

zombieslayer
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13 years ago

#13

LOL!! that grosses you out but discussing bodily fluids in restaurant food is ok? freak! ;)

"4PackGirl" wrote:

No, I kind of avoided that topic. That would be Rourke.

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4PackGirl
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13 years ago

#14

funny how you 'kind of' avoided the topic & yet you knew rourke discussed alot of things in said topic. very interesting, zombieman. 😉

zombieslayer
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13 years ago

#15

funny how you 'kind of' avoided the topic & yet you knew rourke discussed alot of things in said topic. very interesting, zombieman. ;)

"4PackGirl" wrote:

OK, I avoided the body excretions in food part.

Wade wrote:
Escargot: slug.
Lobster: giant bug
Truffle: Looks like a turd.
Mushroom: grows in shit.
Caviar: Stuff we used to throw out when cleaning fish.
Milk: Comes out of a cow's tit....you ever notice what cows are willing to lay in?
Beer: product made from letting hops spoil.
Sauerkraut: product made from letting cabbage spoil.
(end of what Wade wrote).

This may ruin the day for someone who likes lobster, but if you take a cockroach and tear it up, it resembles the insides of a lobster. Do you know why? They're actually very closely related.

"Zombieman" wrote:

Yeah but making out is fun. I actually remember make out sessions more fondly than sex.

"Zombieman" wrote:

See what I mean? I'd rather not think about what goes on at restaurants. Kind of like an ostrich with its head in the sand.

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Wade
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13 years ago

#16

a cucumber and melon body wash with the woman from bones would be fun.

And do not be conformed to this world, but be transformed by the renewing of your mind, that you may prove what is that good and acceptable and perfect will of God.
Romans 12:2 (NKJV)

Nonstopdrivel
Preferred Member

13 years ago

#17

Cucumber . . . melon . . . body wash . . . Is that some sort of grotesque metaphor, Wade?

zombieslayer
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13 years ago

#18

That reminds me. Whenever I see a single woman buying a cucumber at the supermarket, I can't help chuckling.

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Wade
Veteran Member

13 years ago

#19

Cucumber . . . melon . . . body wash . . . Is that some sort of grotesque metaphor, Wade?

"Nonstopdrivel" wrote:

Not at all. I was just watching Bones and various romantic thoughts occurred to me. I have no problem with a bit of scent in the bath, especially if it is an romantic moment. :)

And I really like Emily Deschanel. :)

(Actually, all the women on the show are pretty sweet, IMO.)

You're the ones into sex. Me, I go for the romance.

And do not be conformed to this world, but be transformed by the renewing of your mind, that you may prove what is that good and acceptable and perfect will of God.
Romans 12:2 (NKJV)

Porforis
Veteran Member

13 years ago

#20

After reading through this topic I've come to the conclusion that nobody here knows how to wipe their ass with TP properly. I haven't had skidmarks since I was about 12.

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