Cucumber Melon Rejuventating Body Wash· Page 3

wpr
Preferred Member Topic Starter

13 years ago

I just got back from the hospital a little while ago. I was upset that I had so darn many misspelled words. (I had used a computer that doesn't spell check and I had been in hurry this morning.)
What do I see? Toilet paper and baby wiped butts all over my post. 😶
Go get your own thread. 😛

Nonstopdrivel
Preferred Member

13 years ago

#22

You started the talk about wiping asses, my friend.

wpr
Preferred Member Topic Starter

13 years ago

#23

I have to share a post from another site (not Packer related)

I wouldn't wash my cucumber with anything else. :clappy:

My melon, now, that's a different matter.

Rejuvenation is the key word here ... meaning that somehow along the way you have lost the ability to juvenate with either your melon, or your cucumber, or perhaps both, or perhaps one that always seems to drive the other. In any case, it's bad and I'm thankful that scientists are on the job. :thumb:

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wpr
Preferred Member Topic Starter

13 years ago

#24

You started the talk about wiping asses, my friend.

"Nonstopdrivel" wrote:

yeah but it was a subplot to the whole story. I was wrong and knew it when I did it. I repent of my foul deed. (anything to keep away the dreaded skid mark hysteria that women pour out upon all mankind.)

Wade
Veteran Member

13 years ago

#25

difference between young and old: young are still worried about toilet paper issues. geezers spend their time dealing with hemorrhoids. 😞

And do not be conformed to this world, but be transformed by the renewing of your mind, that you may prove what is that good and acceptable and perfect will of God.
Romans 12:2 (NKJV)

zombieslayer
Registered

13 years ago

#26

After reading through this topic I've come to the conclusion that nobody here knows how to wipe their ass with TP properly. I haven't had skidmarks since I was about 12.

"Porforis" wrote:

Alright. Here goes my rant about TP yet again.

Hypothetical situation. You're walking down the street, step on a banana peel, and fall hands first right into horse manure. Do you:
1) wipe your hands off with toilet paper?,
2) wash your hands?

I hope you chose #2.

Same thing with a butt. It's only clean if it's washed properly.

Wade mentions hemorrhoids later on in this post and if you look up the cures for hemorrhoids, one of them is ditching the TP and using a bidet.

In summary: bidet > baby wipes > TP

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wpr
Preferred Member Topic Starter

13 years ago

#27

Alright, after watching the segment of Inside the Huddle featuring Graham Harrell, some guys just scream they need the help of a woman.

Pitiful Graham Harrell

(Sorry, I don't know how to post the video link.)

4PackGirl
Registered

13 years ago

#28

holy crap - my tv's bigger than his tv!! lol.

seriously needs either a woman or an interior decorator. not sure which costs more. 😉

wpr
Preferred Member Topic Starter

13 years ago

#29

holy crap - my tv's bigger than his tv!! lol.

seriously needs either a woman or an interior decorator. not sure which costs more. ;)

"4PackGirl" wrote:

Since he is only on the practice squad he will have to take the cheapest way possible. A sister or mother? :lol:

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