First off, apologies to Mr. Chmura. As an amateur historian, I need to do my fact checking before I open my big mouth. He has NEVER been convicted and if he's guilty of anything, it's being in a hot tub with a naked 17-year-old girl which last time I checked, is quite legal.
Secondly, careful what you wish for.
What I'm about to tell you is a true story and may I die in a car accident on the way to work if I'm lying.
When I was 18, I was an up and coming Metalhead guitarist. Good-looking with hair at my shoulders. I was well-liked by Metalhead chicks at the time and living in the heart of the Bible Belt in Texas.
One night was at a party with some friends and was hit on by a 14-year-old girl. I had NO IDEA she was 14 as she was Asiatic and we all know how accurate we are at predicting Asians' ages. She told me she was 18, because she knew my age (age of consent is 17 by the way in Texas).
We made out in my car and that's all we did. When I got back to the party, my friend told me to be careful as she's really 14. I was thinking "bummer" and lied to her, telling her I had a girlfriend and apologized for leading her on.
So, I find out later she told her sister and all her friends she lost her virginity with me that night.
What if her father "found out" and went vigilante and killed me? Or worse, what if he prosecuted? Imagine going to jail and having the "sex offender" label on you for the REST OF YOUR LIFE for something you didn't even do.
Let's not forget at the time, Tipper Gore was still in force and everyone hated Metalheads because they were evil, slimy Satanists. How could anyone listen to that screaming garbage? Especially in the Bible Belt.
I wouldn't have stood a chance, especially being mixed race and having long hair, and drinking and smoking at my age.
Not everyone tells the truth, folks. Ask any police man. They'll tell you the same. Thus is why we like evidence.
My man Donald Driver
(thanks to Pack93z for the pic)
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