WAAAAY to much fun here.

And stifle it 4PackGirl. Anybody can have hot weather, but you are truly blessed when old man winter can strike at any time and without warning. That's why Montanans always have one eye toward the sky (kind of like Jack Elam) because you never know when you're going to need that shovel.

And what's this A/C? One half of that singing group? :icon_smile:

Formo; my sanity is fine. It's the visionary/delusional syndrome that sometimes does me in. :thumbright: I sometimes think I see things as they really are and then someone tells me that ain't how it is. It's like this. So, it must be true that BOTH North and South Dakota are the most beautiful places in the world. And here I thought the mountains of Kansas and Nebraska were. :tongue3: JK, and with that, I'm off to sub at our school.

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This reminds me of a joke.

So a guy is working at a grocery store and some big Neanderthal looking guy takes a head of lettuce, snaps it in half with his hands, and asks our hero "how much for half a head of lettuce?"

So our hero says "hold on" and walks over to his manager and tells him that some a-hole broke a head of lettuce and then realized the guy followed him to his manager and said "and this gentleman here is willing to buy the other half."

So, after that was over, the manager took our hero aside and said "I like you kid. You think on your feet, really fast. We got a store in Toronto that's run poorly and I really need you to take it over and fix it."

Then our hero replied "Toronto?! Toronto's only got prostitutes and hockey players" to which the manager replied "my wife is from Toronto."

"Oh really? What position does she play?"

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LOL Zombie! That's good stuff!! +1

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