The "WTF?" file...· Page 4

Nonstopdrivel
Preferred Member

14 years ago

My WTF moment, the bane of being male, is that dribble that sometimes leaks down the inside of my thigh when I don't quite shake the last drop off into the urinal.

DakotaT
Select Member

14 years ago

#32

Waking up out of a dead sleep, having to take a piss, crawling out of bed and taking the first step or two and hitting the ground in a thud.

Then thinking.. "WTF".. only to remember you only have one leg. lol.

"vikesrule" wrote:

Simple solution :thumbright:

OK....waking up and realizing that you've been a member of a cheesehead forum for years, then returning to the aforementioned forum and posting again.....WTF! :scratch:

"pack93z" wrote:

That isn't a WTF moment, that's a feeling of great humility you have being a prominent part of a great group of people.

Your WTF moment is waking up every day on your purple and white Jared Allen sheets and wondering why you continue having man love for the redneck. Jared is quite popular here in God's country with the Queenies.

zombieslayer
Registered

14 years ago

#33

She took her shirt off

One beautiful breast.
Two beautiful breasts.
Thr, wtf!!!

"Zero2Cool" wrote:

That, my friend, is called an accessory breast. Anne Boleyn had one and that may have been how she got executed (as people with 3rd breasts are obviously witches - everyone knows that).

So watch what you eat or drink around her. She might cast a spell on you and the easiest way for a witch to get you is to put something in your food or drink.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Accessory_breast

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