The "WTF?" file...· Page 3

IronMan
Veteran Member

14 years ago

#21

A guy showed up to work last night 5 hours late. His excuse? He "over slept."

WTF

TheEngineer
Registered

14 years ago

#22

She took her shirt off

One beautiful breast.
Two beautiful breasts.
Thr, wtf!!!

"Zero2Cool" wrote:

Been watching too much Total Recall methinks.

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Packerchick
Member

14 years ago

#23

our snow is starting to stick to the ground and the roofs.

I am a woman and I love football.

4PackGirl
Registered

14 years ago

#24

Formo
Veteran Member

14 years ago

#25

the hubs runs a car dealership. he gets a call from a customer. she starts out by screaming at him that "this car is a piece of shite & i want my money back!!"
he asks what the problem is.
her response - "the fuel light keeps coming on but then when i put gas in it, it goes off"

WTF???????

"4PackGirl" wrote:

You've GOT to be kidding.. No way! LOL

Thanks to TheViking88 for the sig!!

Nonstopdrivel
Preferred Member

14 years ago

#26

How did my mouse dropping post end up in this thread??

4PackGirl
Registered

14 years ago

#27

Pack93z
Select Member

14 years ago

#28

Waking up out of a dead sleep, having to take a piss, crawling out of bed and taking the first step or two and hitting the ground in a thud.

Then thinking.. "WTF".. only to remember you only have one leg. lol.

"The oranges are dry; the apples are mealy; and the papayas... I don't know what's going on with the papayas!"

vikesrule
Registered

14 years ago

#29

"4PackGirl" wrote:

You've GOT to be kidding.. No way! LOL

"Formo" wrote:

seriously. it happened. he should write a book! here's another one...

sold a car to this couple. they left the dealership & drove around for half an hour or so. stopped at the mall to do some shopping. went back out & car wouldn't start.
instant bitch out call to the hubby, of course.
he asks if it'll turn over - nope.
bitching & threats are flyin by now. hubby offers to call a tow truck at his own expense to the dealership to figure out what's wrong.

the problem you ask? they ran out of gas.

"4PackGirl" wrote:

Hmmm......looks like some prime candidates for thinning the herd.

vikesrule
Registered

14 years ago

#30

"pack93z" wrote:

Simple solution :thumbright:

OK....waking up and realizing that you've been a member of a cheesehead forum for years, then returning to the aforementioned forum and posting again.....WTF! :scratch:

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