...Makes for a great Tuesday, if you ask me. :thumbleft:
"vikesrule" wrote:
May you die and be reincarnated as a candelabrum, to hang by day and burn by night.
May all your teeth fall out except for the one with the toothache.
May your rainbow only be in black and white.
May the spam in your inbox be bountiful.
May you miss the urinal and piss on your shoes.
May you never get more than one sheet of toilet paper at a time.
May the lice in your shirt marry the bedbugs in your mattress and may their offspring set up residence in your underwear.
May you fall into the outhouse just as a regiment of Ukrainians is finishing a prune stew and twelve barrels of beer.
May your blood turn to whiskey, so that 100 bedbugs get drunk on it and dance the mazurka in your belly button.
May you back into a pitchfork and grab a hot stove for support.
"dfosterf" wrote: