Nonstopdrivel
15 years ago

No matter how bad it looks, Bears arent hopeless 

Michael Silver

By Michael Silver, Yahoo! Sports 1 hour, 58 minutes ago

There are times when it seems particularly difficult to be a sports fan, and if you live in Chicago, no one feels your pain like Bill Swerski.

Never mind that Swerski is the mythical creation of a classic Saturday Night Live skit. The man represents a cult of Windy City superfans who, by all measures, are having one of their worst weeks in recent memory. First Michael Jordan gave a decidedly undignified Hall of Fame induction speech better suited for a therapists office or his bathroom mirror. Then, a certain team known as Da Bears traveled to Lambeau Field for a season-opening showdown with the rival Packers on Sunday night, and the nightmare intensified: In his first game with the team, presumed franchise savior Jay Cutler had the worst game of his life, throwing four interceptions in a 21-15 defeat.

Now comes the news that the Bears other star, middle linebacker Brian Urlacher, is out for the season with a dislocated wrist. As with Tom Brady last season, Jerry Rice in 1997, Rod Woodson in 95 and Randall Cunningham in 91, Urlachers injury, suffered in the first quarter, is one of those opening-week buzzkills that will live in infamy.

However, the Bears situation isnt hopeless. Cutler rallied the team in the second half before throwing his final interception with 58 seconds remaining, and even without Urlacher the defense looked reenergized with coach Lovie Smith calling the signals. Chicago still has a fabulous and physical linebacker on the outside (Lance Briggs), and enough good players on both sides of the ball to remain competitive.

In the meantime, the Packers sit in the upper echelon of our initial top-to-bottom ranking of NFL teams, while Da Bears are barely in the top half. And guess whos coming to Solider Field next Sunday? The defending Super Bowl champs and the team with which well begin our cant-miss list of piercing queries.

Its enough to give Bill Swerski a heart attack. Or maybe thats just the bratwurst.

1. Pittsburgh Steelers: How sick was Troy Polamalus airborne, left-handed interception against the Titans and how nauseous will Steelers fans get watching the defense play without him for the next three-to-six weeks?

2. Philadelphia Eagles: Is there any way the NFL doesnt fine the Panthers Damione Lewis for the obviously late hit that broke Donovan McNabbs rib?

3. Tennessee Titans: At his current weight, shouldnt tight end Alge Crumpler be a registered weapon?

4. Baltimore Ravens: If Joe Flacco and his offensive teammates are capable of consistently summoning the firepower they displayed against the Chiefs, shouldnt the rest of the NFL be sort of scared?

5. Green Bay Packers: Hey, all you remaining Aaron Rodgers bashers in Cheesehead Nation starting to feel a little lonelier?


6. New York Giants: When middle linebacker Antonio Pierce proclaims that hes up for a game, should I be a little grossed out?

7. New England Patriots: Should we be awed by their unrelenting grit, or concerned that they needed a Bills meltdown to prevail over Buffalo at home Monday night?

8. Atlanta Falcons: Yo, Jack Del Rio did you catch Mike Petersons(notes) performance last Sunday, and were you aware of the inspiration you undoubtedly provided him?

9. Dallas Cowboys: Is it just me, or does Tony Romo(notes) seem a little pissed off at the world this year (in a good way)?

10. Indianapolis Colts: How long will it be until opposing defenses start triple-covering Reggie Wayne(notes)?

11. New Orleans Saints: When a veteran player sends a text the day after the opener to inform me that 25 guys in our locker room want to kick Kanye Wests ass in the wake of his MTV Video Music Awards outburst, is that a sign that the Lions didnt leave much of a lingering impression? (And, more important, should the rapper be worried?)

12. New York Jets: Is there any doubt that Rex Ryan has a special knack for getting players to sacrifice their physical well being for him?

13. San Diego Chargers: Based on the conclusion of Monday nights victory over the Raiders, is there any doubt that Norv Turner considers Darren Sproles(notes) his top halfback (instead of a perpetually injured LT)?

14. San Francisco 49ers: Is Mike Singletary going to bore us all the way to the postseason and how appreciative will Niners fans be if that happens?

15. Arizona Cardinals: Are they waiting to flip the switch, and if so, do they realize theyre in danger of being electrocuted?

16. Chicago Bears: If Johnny Knox(notes) keeps burning defenders, how long until some smartass in an opposing secondary calls him a Jackass?

17. Minnesota Vikings: Yo, Dana White, can you please get Brett Favre(notes) and Terry Bradshaw into the Octagon?

18. Kansas City Chiefs: Dont you get the feeling that if Matt Cassel(notes) had played in the opener, the Chiefs wouldve snuck out of Baltimore with an upset victory?

19. Washington Redskins: Instead of being a unified force in the face of intense pressure, doesnt it seem like Jim Zorn and Jason Campbell(notes) are in need of some couples therapy?

20. Miami Dolphins: Isnt it time for Ted Ginn Jr.(notes) to become the game-changer that the prior regime projected him to be and, more important, what better time for me to dredge up my favorite draft day clip?

21. Seattle Seahawks: After working with Michael Vick(notes) in Atlanta and JaMarcus Russell(notes) in Oakland, how psyched is offensive coordinator Gregg Knapp to be coaching a mature, ultra-professional quarterback like Matt Hasselbeck(notes)?

22. Jacksonville Jaguars: When David Garrard(notes) got paid, did the Jags get played?

23. Buffalo Bills: Did Leodis McKelvin(notes) have money on the Patriots to win outright Monday or was he simply trying to keep me alive in the Worlds Simplest Pool?

24. Carolina Panthers: When Julius Peppers(notes) demanded a trade over the offseason, did he know something the rest of us didnt?

25. Denver Broncos: Was linebacker Spencer Larsen(notes) one of those kids who never listened when the lifeguard screamed, No running on deck!?

26. Cincinnati Bengals: As Brandon Stokley(notes) was racing down the sideline with that miracle touchdown catch, what are the odds that the first two words out of Chad Ochocincos(notes) mouth were, Child, please!

27. Oakland Raiders: Forget Michael Crabtree(notes) shouldnt Louis Murphy(notes) be upset that hes not getting paid as much as fellow rookie wideout Darrius Heyward-Bey(notes)?

28. Houston Texans: What is it about this team that makes me wonder whether its players believe the preseason lasts until mid-October?

29. Tampa Bay Buccaneers: Granted, they have a lot of problems, but how cool is it to see that used Cadillac(notes) run?

30. Cleveland Browns: If Randy Lerner were to fire Eric Mangini before the end of the season, how hilarious would it be if the owner kept it a secret until game time?

31. St. Louis Rams: Is Kyle Boller(notes) warming up in the bullpen yet?

32. Detroit Lions: Are the 76-77 Bucs getting nervous?



I'm not sure I agree with placing the Packers 6 slots above the Saints right now. Brees threw for 6 touchdowns this week! On the other hand, it was probably an aberration and we should see him come back to earth in subsequent weeks.
Rockmolder
15 years ago
I don't know why we're shooting up the rankings after that last game. Don't get me wrong, the defense was quite impressive and Rodgers will be great, but we still put up only 21 points while priding ourselfs with a high scoring and explosive offense.

Obviously, teans will be exploiting that mismatch at RT, throwing off the entire passing game. And our running game isn't strong enough to carry this team.

Not saying that we're not a good team, or even a great one when we shore up the O-line, but some of this optimism appears to be a bit misplaced after just one week full of mistakes.
15 years ago

I'm not sure I agree with placing the Packers 6 slots above the Saints right now. Brees threw for 6 touchdowns this week! On the other hand, it was probably an aberration and we should see him come back to earth in subsequent weeks.

Probably because they played the lions.
Pack93z
15 years ago



I'm not sure I agree with placing the Packers 6 slots above the Saints right now. Brees threw for 6 touchdowns this week! On the other hand, it was probably an aberration and we should see him come back to earth in subsequent weeks.

"Nonstopdrivel" wrote:



I am thinking that is perspective on them giving up that many point to the bottom ranking Lions.

BTW.. there is no way any team is worse than the Rams.. watched bits and parts of that game.

They will give the Lions record last season a run..

(Edit.. misspelled word.. in response to the Grammar Gestapo's post.) :lol:
"The oranges are dry; the apples are mealy; and the papayas... I don't know what's going on with the papayas!"
Cheesey
15 years ago
Well....our offense was bad this past week, and our D came up big.
If we can get AR and the WR's on the same page, we should be able to put up alot of points.
Seeing as our O sputtered, and we STILL won, to me thats a good sign.

TheEngineer
15 years ago
Cutler will be fine this season. So he didn't play well this first game - he's not going to be throwing 4 interceptions ever game this season.

Likewise, Rodgers isn't going to be throwing 130 yards with 4 sacks heading into the 2 minute warning every game also.
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Formo
15 years ago
Wow.. Those are jacked up rankings. I put the Packers, Bears, and Vikings down where the Bears/Vikings currently are.

I'm really starting to dislike everything Yahoo.. lol

Thanks to TheViking88 for the sig!!
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