A smattering of applause... Nonstopdrivel described it as a bunch of gloved blue-hairs applauding the amateur violinist at the tea party, I described it as General Patton's staff applauding the Russkie dancers in the movie, "Patton".
Silence would be good, also.
I still like my 71,000 fan collective moon-wave idea, but am an admitted aspiring- redneck.