Unless you are 5'2' and under 100 lbs, try to take an extra large shoehorn in an easily accessible shirt pocket. Otherwise you may never get out of that first seat once you're in. Leg room and "coach seat" are about as likely to be found together as I am to be spending tonight with Jessica Biel.
Actually, what's best is either a crowbar or a Gumby pill, but the one is probably against TSA rules and the other, well, who ever heard of a Gumby pill?
And accessing a laptop in flight...hahahha. Maybe an iPod.
Signed,
Hater of airlines
p.s. Ignore above if you're flying first class.
And do not be conformed to this world, but be transformed by the renewing of your mind, that you may prove what is that good and acceptable and perfect will of God.
Romans 12:2 (NKJV)