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RaiderPride
Senior Member Topic Starter

16 years ago

I gotta know....

Is Jeff Garcia Really Gay?

Please send me any information on this matter.

I may have to move my sofa a little farther from the T.V. this season.

R.P.

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mi_keys
Senior Member

16 years ago

Look at his wife and you tell me

[img_l]http://beerandseeds.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/jeff-garcia-wife-carmella-decesare.jpg[/img_l]

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edit:
Former Playmate of the year Carmella DeCesare.
If she's at the games I recommend moving your sofa closer :thumbleft:

Born and bred a cheesehead

Zero2Cool
Elite Member

16 years ago

I never thought I'd want to be gay.

Rockmolder
Honored Member

16 years ago

Man. For a balding dude in his 40s, he's got quite the wife.

The_Green_Ninja
Senior Member

16 years ago

See? If you have a super model wife all you'll want is something new because you get bored with it.

So I guess he'd go for guys.

Mazloum
Registered

16 years ago

I gotta know....

Is Jeff Garcia Really Gay?

Please send me any information on this matter.

I may have to move my sofa a little farther from the T.V. this season.

R.P.

"RaiderPride" wrote:

Prior to my edit my post was less than complimentary about yours. I mean, Garcia has been married to someone many of us would just worship and is constantly partying at the Playboy Mansion, but somehow the guy is gay?

Is it because he talks with a lisp? Or is it because T.O. once said so?

As a raider fan, you better damn well hope he starts for you, because the guy whos actually starting at QB couldnt wash his jockstr...... err wait....

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Formo
Veteran Member

16 years ago

I gotta know....

Is Jeff Garcia Really Gay?

Please send me any information on this matter.

I may have to move my sofa a little farther from the T.V. this season.

R.P.

"Mazloum" wrote:

I like many of your football posts, and hope that you keep posting your opinions on them.

This post is laced with ignorance though.

"RaiderPride" wrote:

Because he's self-proclaimed homophobia? So what?

Thanks to TheViking88 for the sig!!

Nonstopdrivel
Preferred Member

16 years ago

Given RP's history, I would say this post was written tongue in cheek. Even so, homophobes annoy the piss out of me. My wife is bi, and she has to put up with so much shit from ignorant assholes (male and female) for admitting that, and I'm sick of it.

Based on those and other pictures I've seen of her, I'm frankly not attracted to Garcia's wife, though. Those pictures are ridiculously airbrushed (even her curves are fake) and I loathe fake boobs.

On the other hand, none of that matters in the dark, right?

Cheesey
Preferred Member

16 years ago

Well.....he does "lithp" when he talks! LOL!

Anyway..........I'm not homophobic. But i'll tell you the truth.....i can NOT understand how one guy can look at another guy's butt and say "Oh! I want me some of that!!!"
I have NEVER looked at ANY guy that way.
It just boggles my mind. With all the women out there, that a guy would want some hairy disgusting man-butt!!!
EWEWEWEWEEEWEEEE!!!!

Nonstopdrivel
Preferred Member

16 years ago

#10

The vast majority of sex in the homosexual community is NOT butt sex, but I agree with you, of course.

Back in 2004, when I was home from Iraq on mid-tour leave, a gay guy was shamelessly trying to seduce me. In the course of our conversation, he asked, "Have you ever had anal sex with a woman?" I acknowledged that I had. "Then why wouldn't you want to have anal sex with a man? It feels exactly the same." I explained I am primarily an auditory person (sounds turn me on), and that there is a huge difference between the moans of a woman and the grunts of a man. Plus hairy legs are a huge turnoff. Even in the dark.

He didn't concede the point. :ahole:

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