I was up in De Pere this weekend, my niece is in a band that was playing a a few shows in the area, so I came up to see her and visit family.
We stayed at a bed & breakfast / alpaca farm just south of De Pere. The woman who runs it was telling us how to behave around the alpacas, specifically how to not seem threatening to them, and one of the best things you can do is appear small. She mentioned that a Packer's player - Jon Runyan - recently came out for a tour with his girlfriend, and needed to seriously squat down to get small and bond with the timid creatures.
If you've never been around them, they're like mini llamas, but much less agressive (llamas are often used like guard dogs and can literally stomp predators to death if they threaten the other farm animals), and rather shy and nervous creatures. The woman explained that they tend to like children more, because they're smaller and less threatening, so you can sort of mimic that and get them comfortable with you if you squat down and make your body appear smaller.
Anyway, I got a kick out of imagining a big guy like Jon getting down on an alpaca's level. There's probably a McCarthy-era pad-level joke in here somewhere.