Cheesey
16 years ago

You guys and gals know me by now.......I'll do just about anything to try to get a laugh. My wife doesn't care too much for my sense of humor though.........right after we got married, we were taking a walk down the street. It was a Saturday, and I heard a wedding party driving by with their horns beeping.......I stopped, put my hand over my heart, and faked a few tears. She asked "What are you doing???" I said "Another good man bites the dust!"..................she wasn't amused.
I also liked to introduce her as "This is my first wife"............she got mad. I said "Well you ARE, arn't you???" She still wasn't amused.

"Formo" wrote:



lol

I'm notorious for getting the eye roll and the head shake from my wife with my sense of humor, so I know where you are coming from, Sir Cheesmeister. I'd give a few examples, but, honestly, I can't think of any right now.

The joys of having a short term memory. lol

"Cheesey" wrote:


Well then.....just ask your wife!
I'm SURE she hasn't forgotten ANY of the things you said!!!LOL! :thumbleft:
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dfosterf
16 years ago

You guys and gals know me by now.......I'll do just about anything to try to get a laugh. My wife doesn't care too much for my sense of humor though.........right after we got married, we were taking a walk down the street. It was a Saturday, and I heard a wedding party driving by with their horns beeping.......I stopped, put my hand over my heart, and faked a few tears. She asked "What are you doing???" I said "Another good man bites the dust!"..................she wasn't amused.
I also liked to introduce her as "This is my first wife"............she got mad. I said "Well you ARE, arn't you???" She still wasn't amused.

"Cheesey" wrote:



lol

I'm notorious for getting the eye roll and the head shake from my wife with my sense of humor, so I know where you are coming from, Sir Cheesmeister. I'd give a few examples, but, honestly, I can't think of any right now.

The joys of having a short term memory. lol

"Formo" wrote:


Well then.....just ask your wife!
I'm SURE she hasn't forgotten ANY of the things you said!!!LOL! :thumbleft:

"Cheesey" wrote:



Someone should do a scientific study of that differential. Why is it that wives are so able to drag up crap from like a bazillion years ago at the exact moment that it will do her the most good in the argument department. I spend half my life trying to remember shit she has already dragged up and fail in that regard also. I don't know if my personal tendency to keep my big yap shut has been learned, trained, or indicative of some semblance of ...dare I say it?...wisdom? Perhaps that's what wisdom is, at least for us married men. :thumbleft:
4PackGirl
16 years ago
our memories are LONG, my friends. 😉
Cheesey
16 years ago
My wife will pull out jewelry that i have bought her over the years and ask "Do you remember when you bought me this?" Now........we have been married for 27 years, and were engaged for nearly 4 years. I have bought her jewelry SO many times, i couldn't count them all. I have good taste for the stuff, and i don't just buy for special occasions, i do alot of it "just because". If i see something i know she will like, and i have the money, i'll get it for her. I just can't remember what/when all the stuff I got for her. I tried answering ONE time, and of course was wrong. She gets mad at me and says "Don't you remember ANYTHING about our past???" So now I just answer, "No".......and of course i get the same angry response.
I understand the stuff means alot to her, but since i didn't keep a log of what/when i bought it, i just end up in trouble.
I know she's not really mad at me..........and I'm glad she appreciates the things i get her.
It just frustrates the heck outta me sometimes! LOL!
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wpr
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16 years ago
Cheesey it is not many men that can get in trouble for buying jewlery. Well done.
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Heatherthepackgirl
16 years ago

You guys and gals know me by now.......I'll do just about anything to try to get a laugh. My wife doesn't care too much for my sense of humor though.........right after we got married, we were taking a walk down the street. It was a Saturday, and I heard a wedding party driving by with their horns beeping.......I stopped, put my hand over my heart, and faked a few tears. She asked "What are you doing???" I said "Another good man bites the dust!"..................she wasn't amused.
I also liked to introduce her as "This is my first wife"............she got mad. I said "Well you ARE, arn't you???" She still wasn't amused.

"dfosterf" wrote:



lol

I'm notorious for getting the eye roll and the head shake from my wife with my sense of humor, so I know where you are coming from, Sir Cheesmeister. I'd give a few examples, but, honestly, I can't think of any right now.

The joys of having a short term memory. lol

"Cheesey" wrote:


Well then.....just ask your wife!
I'm SURE she hasn't forgotten ANY of the things you said!!!LOL! :thumbleft:

"Formo" wrote:



Someone should do a scientific study of that differential. Why is it that wives are so able to drag up crap from like a bazillion years ago at the exact moment that it will do her the most good in the argument department. I spend half my life trying to remember shit she has already dragged up and fail in that regard also. I don't know if my personal tendency to keep my big yap shut has been learned, trained, or indicative of some semblance of ...dare I say it?...wisdom? Perhaps that's what wisdom is, at least for us married men. :thumbleft:

"Cheesey" wrote:




For me, if I bring stuff that we talked about that happened many moons ago its because it was never solved in the first place. Ed always says that was then, this is now, but things do fester over time if they are not talked about and solved.
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wpr
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16 years ago

You guys and gals know me by now.......I'll do just about anything to try to get a laugh. My wife doesn't care too much for my sense of humor though.........right after we got married, we were taking a walk down the street. It was a Saturday, and I heard a wedding party driving by with their horns beeping.......I stopped, put my hand over my heart, and faked a few tears. She asked "What are you doing???" I said "Another good man bites the dust!"..................she wasn't amused.
I also liked to introduce her as "This is my first wife"............she got mad. I said "Well you ARE, arn't you???" She still wasn't amused.

"Heatherthepackgirl" wrote:



lol

I'm notorious for getting the eye roll and the head shake from my wife with my sense of humor, so I know where you are coming from, Sir Cheesmeister. I'd give a few examples, but, honestly, I can't think of any right now.

The joys of having a short term memory. lol

"dfosterf" wrote:


Well then.....just ask your wife!
I'm SURE she hasn't forgotten ANY of the things you said!!!LOL! :thumbleft:

"Cheesey" wrote:



Someone should do a scientific study of that differential. Why is it that wives are so able to drag up crap from like a bazillion years ago at the exact moment that it will do her the most good in the argument department. I spend half my life trying to remember shit she has already dragged up and fail in that regard also. I don't know if my personal tendency to keep my big yap shut has been learned, trained, or indicative of some semblance of ...dare I say it?...wisdom? Perhaps that's what wisdom is, at least for us married men. :thumbleft:

"Formo" wrote:




For me, if I bring stuff that we talked about that happened many moons ago its because it was never solved in the first place. Ed always says that was then, this is now, but things do fester over time if they are not talked about and solved.

"Cheesey" wrote:



Not for men. :grin:
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Cheesey
16 years ago

Cheesey it is not many men that can get in trouble for buying jewlery. Well done.

"wpr" wrote:


I know!
I guess I'm "special"!
(Now i sit and wait for the obvious comments...........)LOL!
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MontanaBob
16 years ago
My wife will bring up stuff that I don't have a clue about, remember, or even know if it actually happened or was said. So, I have come up with a sure fire thing that calms all situations before they even start.

Every 40 minutes or so I blurt out "I'm really sorry, honey." This confuses the hell out of her and she goes nuts trying to figure out what in the world I'm sorry for. Then she'll ask, "what did YOU do?" And I'll reply, "oh you know what!"
Then she'll say, "No, I don't know what?"
Me: "well, if you can't remember the forget it."

This drives her nuts, then she realizes she's just been hit with reverse physchology, and only women are suppossed to fight battles like that.
I get a slap upside the head and about 40 minutes later....."Im sorry.."
Anyone for a Weenie Roast?
Nonstopdrivel
16 years ago
All I can say to MontanaBob is: lmfao
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