Instead of K mart, I'm going with Christmas and Thanksgiving. Ted can be Thanksgiving, and Brett can be Christmas. I like Thanksgiving because it is less of a pain in my ass. I can understand why people like Christmas, but frankly, I learned that manhood is reached once you no longer like it. It is a simple equation. Just add up the value of the presents you give out contrasted with the value of the presents you receive. Bingo. Paid out more? You are a man! Since the value of the shit I will give out is worth a small mortgage, and since the shit I will get is worth a crappy tie, this just means I'm an old man, which is a whole different subject.
Back to the Brett is Christmas and Ted is Thanksgiving argument, well, hell, we can argue about who should be who...and that would be fine with me. At a minimum we could substitute the names and carry on, I'm getting damn tired of the old ones.
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