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Zero2Cool
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11 years ago

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A computer doesn't care if you stick something inside them for your personal pleasure.(ie: a game disk)

A computer doesn't get hangups if you spend loads of time with a woman

A computer never says "you never bring me flowers anymore."

A computer will never ask 'Does my bum look big in this?'

A computers disposition remains the same all month

Computers always come back for more!

Computers always tell you when they have problems

Computers appreciate it when you tie up the phone line with them

Computers are also a good paper weight

Computers are cheaper to run

Computers are easy to turn on.

Computers are happy for you not to wash & shave all weekend.

Computers are happy if you connect them to another one, even the same type

Computers are happy to have a picture of a newer model stuck next to them

Computers are happy to show you pornography

Computers are logical

Computers are made to minimize the amount of time and effort inserted in achieving the "goal"

Computers are not back seat drivers

Computers are precise

Computers can be partly upgraded

Computers can be programmed to do something useful

Computers can be taught not to pass on viruses

Computers do exactly what you tell them to

Computers do not use perfumes, they do not have bad smells!

Computers don't ask for money

Computers don't buy a new pair of shoes every month

Computers don't eat all of the good stuff from your fridge first

Computers don't eat your chocolate

Computers don't expect you to be able to read their minds

Computers don't fall asleep during Match of the Day

Computers don't get crazy if you get up and walk away in mid-sentence

Computers don't get jealous if you use another one

Computers don't get ugly when they get old

Computers don't get upset if you only use them for 30 seconds

Computers don't get upset if you use them for 12 hours without a break

Computers don't get upset when you go on holiday without them

Computers don't have a compulsive urge to talk crap if they've got nothing to say

Computers don't like shopping

Computers don't make horrible dinners

Computers don't mind if you never speak to them

Computers don't mind you farting whilst you're using them

Computers don't nag [except perhaps if they're running Vista ]

Computers don't order stupid entree's in restaurants, then ask you to trade with them

Computers don't say, "Not tonight darling, I have a headache".

Computers don't think

Computers don't try to introduce you to their parents

Computers don't want pets or babies

Computers don't watch mindless sit-coms on TV

Computers don't bitch about their friends

Computers don't have periods

Computers don't require chocolate to make them happy

Computers have good memory

Computers give you another chance if the RAM goes bad

Computers have more things to press

Computers like being chained to a desk (some even have bondage ports built in)

Computers like to play with each other for you

Computers never leave you for your best friend

Computers never smell of fish

Computers play games or get serious when YOU want to

Computers reboot much faster

Computers stay the same size, even after 5 years

Computers stay when you tell them too

Computers treat your woman with the same respect as you

Computers usually tell you when they have a virus

Computers will accept a 3 1/2 inch floppy and be happy

Computers will go down on you

Computers will help you solve your problems

Computers work better the more RAM you put in them

It's easy to upgrade to a newer model

It's not embarrassing to take a differently colored one to see your parents

The old computer works just the same even after you've got a new model

When your computer starts to smoke you can get another one

Women usually have good hardware but bad software

You can change computer hardware or software when you want to

You can deal with computer outputs

You can delete things you don't want your computer to remember

You can invite lots of friends of both sexes to play with your computer all together and it won't complain

You can name your computer anything you want

You can share your computer with your friends

You can stop for a beer break whilst using your computer, it just waits for you to come back

You can switch off a computer

You can turn on a computer, have a beer, watch the big match, and when you come back, it's still turned on

You can turn the computer off when the footy's on

You can turn the sound off

You can upgrade your computers FAT partitions

You can use your computer as many times as you want

You don't get BLOND computers [Alien edit: yes you do, they're called Macs ]

You don't need to continually tell your computer you love it

You don't need to cook for computers

You don't need to pay computers for adult fun

You don't need to wine and dine a computer before you use it

You don't need to remember your computers birthday or anniversary

You only have to punch information into a computer once

You're never embarrassed to show your computer to your parents, even when it's really old

Your computer always looks good in the morning

Your computer doesn't go home to mum if your office computer went down on you today

Your computer is always a pleasure to turn on

Your computer never makes you sleep in the wet spot

Your computer will happily play crude adult games with you

Your new computer doesn't mind using the old computers extras

[*]Your new computer is happy to sit on the old computers furniture[/list]

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